tinytiny1124
Columbus, United States
Today, I had to convince my 3-year-old son that there were monsters in the house just so he would lie in bed and cuddle me. FML
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kAPISH 29
Well.. that's kind of desperate. Scaring a kid for yourself to cuddle o.o
SmokinGuns 13
Get a dog.
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_parth 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Parenting done right.
chutney_02 22
No, this is just plain wrong
maggiefox 25
Wow Parth. Wow ;)
iSativa 24
As clever as this was, she'll regret it later. However building trust between mother and child is important. Parenting done right with benefit only to the parent.
MortenM 17
Well, parenting is to some extent all about indoctrination and slight manipulation, but that's just wrong OP
Ki11erC 18
Amazing how many people fail to see sarcasm...
GirlGamer12345 22
I vote we don't let #1 have kids
RedPillSucks 33
How odd. I thought the sarcasm was obvious.
buttcramp 21
it's the mother's job to teach her children about the world and protect them. OP has done the opposite.
extrasnipes 22
#48 it is
_parth 20
#42 - thank you!!
WD_Stevens 22
Two words, Santa Claus
1947Chevy 17
109 At least with Santa your not trying to scare your children
thatssomia 12
how are you going to convince him they aren't real once he starts growing and still sleeps in your bed?
littlem91 29
Some people, including some kids are just not cuddly people, scaring your child so you can have a cuddle is bordering on abusive.
MrsDruidess 23
what a horrible parent!!!! I hope the cuddles were worth it! You might have done real damage to him, I hope IF it manifests, it makes your life as horrible as his. . . he could be afraid if all kinds of things now, you suck OP!!
1x1y 12
Eh...what about all those pictures of terrified kids sitting on Santa's lap??
LCPLStewie 23
Done right? WTF scare your kid so you feel better? man no wonder kids are growing up to be little bitches
Moochi456 20
At least you got cuddles.
thefastnfuryass 14
reminds me of a "The Goldberg's" episode
1x1y 12
@#134...I was thinking the same thing.
kAPISH 29
Well.. that's kind of desperate. Scaring a kid for yourself to cuddle o.o
Lillias_fml 19
Agree, OP may mess up his kid for the next couple of years.
kryxen 14
Yeah I plan on getting my three yr old daughter a foam sword and when she thinks there are monsters in the closet or under the bed, having her attack them.
gear4 29
#30: then a llama jumps out and licks her :3
ChristianH39 30
@35 wut
gshocker20 21
*her
SmokinGuns 13
Get a dog.
SgtAssCheeks 21
Reminds me of that FML where the OP cuddled with his dog once and woke up and smooched what he/she though was his nose but actually kissed the dog's asshole.
squeamishacorn 14
My dog leaves when I sit by her :(
jkmartinjk 16
^ I would leave too, if you were always making that face.
Rehak27 3
Better than being lonely!
TheDevilWearsJoe 8
It's the exact same thing as being lonely.
nelson_92 12
That's sad
conman531 23
That is very backwards
leeebeeeee18 20
Maybe you should just bribe him with candy next time(:
TunaFireStarter 16
I hated cuddling when I was little. Even candy would not convince me. I would only occasionally give a hug because I felt guilty when my mom made a sad face when I said no. Maybe OP's kid is the same way but won't even do it out of guilt! (Can kids that young feel guilt?)
leeebeeeee18 20
I guess I just dont understand your guys' side of things! I have never denied some good cuddles! well unless you're a stranger but you get the point(:
vietmanx 10
Scarring children for selfish reasons...interesting.
illegalbeagle69 23
Honestly, along the lines of scarring children, I immediately thought of scary movie 3 when Brenda died. "Do you know your teacher, Ms. Brenda?" "Yeah?" "SHE'S DEAD! SHE'S NEVER COMING BACK! SHE PROBABLY DIED A SLOW PAINFUL DEATH." Wanna cuddle?
The_Hula_Monster 10
Oh my god you're playing with fire