zinnish

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Zinnish's FML badges

Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
FAAAAAACEBOOK
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

56%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

0%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

23%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

1%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

2%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

4%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

12%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

0%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

1%
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

10%
Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

550%
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

10%

The list of badges to find

Zinnish's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend tried to clean out the fireplace with a vacuum cleaner, she sucked up a bunch of embers which set the vacuum on fire. After a crying for a bit, she went back to finish cleaning up only to find that some embers she dumped in a bucket melted through and set part of the carpet on fire. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By blck / Thursday 1 January 2009 02:53 / United States

Today, I was traveling home with my four-year-old son. While we were standing in line at the security checkpoint, I hear the sound of water dripping and turned to find my son urinating on the floor. He'd read a sign that said we weren't allowed to take any liquids with us. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Pissy - / Sunday 27 November 2016 20:15 /

Today, I got yelled at by a man for not opening my store 10-15 minutes before the scheduled opening time, which made his 84-year-old wife shit her pants waiting to get in. It didn't matter when I explained I had no way to know she needed to use the restroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By mandosfriend / Sunday 23 October 2016 17:15 / United States - Pomona

Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Loud - / Thursday 8 September 2016 06:07 / Australia

Today, my dad's psycho ex broke in and had a meltdown about how he's dating another woman now. She's barely 100 pounds, yet it took me and my brother several minutes and one smashed shin to finally manage to drag her out of the house, all while my dad called the cops. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 24 August 2016 12:16 /

More

Beginner

Inception

Santa Claus

This isn't what should be happening

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

The Mixer

FAAAAAACEBOOK

I agree, my mouse works.

Judgmental

Consolation prize

50 favorites

YDI Master

One more and it's business time

100 kick-ass comments

A new thumb

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

Tweet, tweet

Happy month-versary

I liked to the power of 20