geeb
United States
Today, I had to confess to my mother that I was too hungover to take her to her AA meeting. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
blah
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Denial
Today, my mom took me to an AA meeting because she said I needed help. I have never tried alcohol in my life, and told them this. I was then harangued by the "instructor" because apparently one of the signs of alcoholism is denial. FML
Anonymous
Woodland, United States
Denial
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
the only sober one
San Diego, United States
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was feeling sick and ended up throwing up as soon as I got home. My mother's first question was an accusatory, "What have you been drinking?" I was returning from the AA meeting I have been attending for over a month. I go because I'm afraid I'll become an alcoholic like her. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML
Anonymous
Today, I had to go pick up my mother at 3 in the morning. She had been out drinking and couldn't drive. She parties more than I do. FML
AnastasiyaNicholas
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Dazed and confused
Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML
Jillian Drute
United States
Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML
fgbh456
United States
Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML
driverboy
United States
Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML
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littlenova13 2
HAHAHAHA that is irony at work in the world
neonskittzy 0
maybe it's time you two took the bus and went together.
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Qwertzuiop_fml 1
Hey people, it's not because he's hungover that hes an alcoholic, i mean, i'm drunk right now and i'm not an A...
samantha_durano 6
your hair is down! :D
afolsom 0
I ain't an alcoholic I'm a drunk
SupaSwaggin 0
lol that's ironic and hilarious
tinka8_88 0
lol thats awsome! atleast u didnt drink infront of her
NoteMyGrin 0
Oh god, that's horrible. I imagine you feel awful and want to shape up in the face of your responsibilities?
starchild214 0
wow! u should join her!
Zills 0
Snicker you are looking good.
angrynegro7 16
Ironic, no? Guess the apple really doesn't fall too far from the tree. YDI for making your mom's fight with alcoholism that much harder.
DeadHorseman 11
why dont you get your ass off the computer and join her in the meetings