geeb
United States
Today, I had to confess to my mother that I was too hungover to take her to her AA meeting. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
blah
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Denial
Today, my mom took me to an AA meeting because she said I needed help. I have never tried alcohol in my life, and told them this. I was then harangued by the "instructor" because apparently one of the signs of alcoholism is denial. FML
Anonymous
Woodland, United States
Denial
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
the only sober one
San Diego, United States
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was feeling sick and ended up throwing up as soon as I got home. My mother's first question was an accusatory, "What have you been drinking?" I was returning from the AA meeting I have been attending for over a month. I go because I'm afraid I'll become an alcoholic like her. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML
Anonymous
Today, I had to go pick up my mother at 3 in the morning. She had been out drinking and couldn't drive. She parties more than I do. FML
AnastasiyaNicholas
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Dazed and confused
Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML
Jillian Drute
United States
Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML
fgbh456
United States
Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML
driverboy
United States
Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML
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littlenova13 2
HAHAHAHA that is irony at work in the world
neonskittzy 0
maybe it's time you two took the bus and went together.
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XxBlackamusPrime 5
Sorry to say this but. NO SHIT SHERLOCK. that's pretty much the point of the FML. I'm sorry once again.
moneypenny_fml 0
nice new photo
xdyingxwishx 0
the op isn't necessarily an alcoholic just because he happened to be drunk this one time. but still if you had plans to take your mom to her meeting that might help her, thats a pretty shitty move on your part.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I agree. It was an insensitive thing to do and OP is probably genetically predisposed to alcoholism but that doesn't make him an alcoholic...yet. Still, try to keep it away from your mom. It's hard enough drying up without the temptation staring you in the face.
ThemeaningofLife_fml 0
Another reason not to drink.
maskedman 9
how many roads must a man walk down?
ImaginaryFoe 1
That's it! We're made!
judochop85 0
how ironic
iBrittanyy 17
Irony o.o
roaminginsomniac 0
Being a drunk is hereditary! Get into rehab!
spez86 0
alchoholism is a desease and yes it is in the genes but it has to be yr direct parents not gma or gpa unless it was all four but you can fight it but it doesn't mean yr going to be an alchoholic it just means once u get use to it you'll start enjoying more then others and it becomes real hard to quit
PsychoMerk 0
So basically however alcohol-tolerant you are is decided on how screwed up family is? o.o That actually explains a lot ~_~
Mr_26 0
your dad was adopted
voodoopandaa 0
he dosent deserve it if it wasn't planned. he could have been at a party the night before his mum suddenly decided he should take her.
Calamity_Sean 0
Just because the Mum can't drink, doesn't mean that no one else can have fun.
CYNNER 0
oh, the irony
tokintot07 0
she's not setting a good example for her mother duuh. I laughed tho.