geeb
United States
Today, I had to confess to my mother that I was too hungover to take her to her AA meeting. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
blah
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Denial
Today, my mom took me to an AA meeting because she said I needed help. I have never tried alcohol in my life, and told them this. I was then harangued by the "instructor" because apparently one of the signs of alcoholism is denial. FML
Anonymous
Woodland, United States
Denial
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
the only sober one
San Diego, United States
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was feeling sick and ended up throwing up as soon as I got home. My mother's first question was an accusatory, "What have you been drinking?" I was returning from the AA meeting I have been attending for over a month. I go because I'm afraid I'll become an alcoholic like her. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML
Anonymous
Today, I had to go pick up my mother at 3 in the morning. She had been out drinking and couldn't drive. She parties more than I do. FML
AnastasiyaNicholas
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Dazed and confused
Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML
Jillian Drute
United States
Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML
fgbh456
United States
Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML
driverboy
United States
Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML
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littlenova13 2
HAHAHAHA that is irony at work in the world
neonskittzy 0
maybe it's time you two took the bus and went together.
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marsty 0
gold!!!
chymali 0
Sucks for you. Just cause your mother is an alcoholic you look bad for bring hung over even though it's a very normal experience for most people. I feel you.
Angeledice 0
Err... No, that's not the way it works. It's his mom for christs sake, her problems should not be his problems. She should get herself to her own meetings in the first place and start acting like an adult. This FML is wonderfull ^^
Six23 1
Haha, that's funny.
Sekococo 0
could this be the same fmler who wrote my drunk mother told me to stop drinking hmmm
byeaham 0
lol mabey you should go to the AA with her
GeneralDisarray6 0
oh my god, you are a piece of shit.
braeleigh_king 0
love itt.
muffinmanyahurd 0
haha ur moms an alcoholic. were you hung over because you spent the night before drinking to hide the pain you feel because your mom is a sack of shit, who can't handle her booze?
Dr_PhD 0
You should be a good example for her and be more responsible.