Today, I had to buy a new boxcutter for work after our old one broke. It came in a box, the type which policy requires a boxcutter to open. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
Today, I got an electric shaver hoping that it would reduce the risk of cutting myself than shaving with a manual one. However, I cut myself opening the plastic package with the shaver inside. FML
Today, the key broke inside my lock and I ended up needing bolt cutters. Cool. FML
Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML
Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML
Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML
Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML
Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML
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SweetJTBR 22
Think outside the box!
misslady23 10
Oh the irony...
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Smartdumbblonde 27
Who needs logic anyways?
Diostal 3
See and cops wonder why I carry two blades at any given time. A real knife is a universal tool, if it cannot do the task it can make the tool. Note knives aren't weapons. A dagger, dirk, stiletto, parachute knife, switchblade etcetera are weapons.
moontunes 5
Gotta love irony ;)
Horstradamus 6
You have a policy for opening boxes? You follow this idiotic policy? Try a pen if they insist on using a tool.
PikaPancakes12 1
Boxcutter-ception.
corocoro 30
Time to be a rebel.
darkfireflame 15
at my old job we almost never had boxcutters. Never stopped me. But I feel for ya.
slothstronaught 11
Push in the sides of the box along the tape seam. You can then grab the back side of the tape and peel it off the top. :) hope this helps