By Hugh_Jankles - 08/01/2010 18:48 - United States

Today, I had the sudden urge to sneeze as I was wiping my ass. Out of instinct, I used my hand to cover my mouth. I never let go of the toilet paper. FML
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perdix 29

Congrats on getting shitfaced without taking a single drink! Your liver thanks you.

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perdix 29

Congrats on getting shitfaced without taking a single drink! Your liver thanks you.

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iSwag 0

I kinda had a feeling that if somebody beat me to that comment it was going to be you OP- wow I hope nobody tried to kiss you right after that

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cefarix 5

Yet another reason I don't use toilet paper. Not only does it leave you unclean down there, it also uncleans up here.

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DarkJoy_fml 5

Ewwww I think you might be more gross than the OP, unless you use a Bidet then Gross!

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78eugeg78 0

then what do you use if not toilet paper?

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Redneck325Ci 0

If I'm anywhere in my house, there is no toilet paper. It's called a Kohler C3 toilet seat that washes your ass for you and dries it with nice warm air.(although you can change the temperature)

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Spaceghost77 0

I never knew one could brown nose themselves, I always thought it had be a move carfully executed on a superior, good work!

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logieebearr 0

that's diguesting you just wiped your face with your piss or even your own shit considering you said "wipe my ass" yaaa definality fyl,you should of held it in lol

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CYNNER 0

Ha ha. shit happens. you must have been smelling that for a while

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teiso_fml 0

Eeew! FYL! That's why you wipe with your left hand, or, if you're left-handed, your right hand.

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