Intimacy: Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend....

By hornyloser - 02/05/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML

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By anonymous - 21/02/2011 05:01

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

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Big awkward

By JDLAX1924 - 05/08/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to "Listen to this voicemail." I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty, followed by the bed springs bouncing for 3 minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 16:26 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2012 03:19 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 00:02 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML

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By Bucko321 - 30/03/2009 01:18 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the phone to make a call and had heard it all. FML

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By BlackPolarbear - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2015 07:09 - Australia - Burwood

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend having phone sex less than 10 feet away from me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 03:17 - United States

Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 11:33 - Australia

Today, I woke up and called my boyfriend. We had amazing phone sex, even better because no one was home and we didn't have to be quiet. Afterwards, I walk out into the kitchen. My mum hadn't gone to work that morning. FML

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nuhuh 1

Tuesday 3 May 2011 2:38

Definitely. Because wearing condoms during phone sex prevents hearing aids.

tinytimmy2 2

Monday 2 May 2011 22:57

that kid is scared for life

Comments

gamerhead 3

Monday 2 May 2011 22:59

did you get hearing AIDS?!? lol

xXshadowrollerXx 6

Monday 2 May 2011 23:03

I see what you did there, but please, don't ever do it again.

chloe2114 4

Monday 2 May 2011 23:05

wow, I think this is probably the STUPIDEST pun ever...

BrandonisRomeo 16

Monday 2 May 2011 23:24

hey I wear hearing aids that's an insult

Garytt 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 0:00

LOL at 19s pic

justinhi 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:15

win

leeshxx 3

Tuesday 3 May 2011 3:34

I don't see any of you ******* with anything funny to say.

SoccerRebel594 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 5:50

Geez bitch, not everyone is here to troll.

leeshxx 3

Tuesday 3 May 2011 6:13

180 u mad?

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Tuesday 3 May 2011 7:27

What? I didn't catch that...

SoccerRebel594 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 5:41

I'm not a fan of your rude and ignorant comments 186, that is all. There are better ways to troll and have fun on FML.

bjohnst12 0

Friday 6 May 2011 0:28

241 stfu u think ur cool? u have black and white pic so you can avoid showing ur ugly acne face so stfu?

DudeImBetter 0

Monday 2 May 2011 23:00

You really couldn't pick a different room, wow.

damnalltheasshol 0

Monday 2 May 2011 23:02

Now this is an epic fail.

htb2050 11

Monday 2 May 2011 23:05

lol. when ever I do the stuff with the hand I always lock the room and completely make sure that their aren't any holes and cameras to spy on me. you need more common sense.

A7X_LoVeee 10

Monday 2 May 2011 23:09

It's pretty sad that you have to check your room for hidden cameras.

FallonFerSure 6

Monday 2 May 2011 23:52

"The stuff with the hand" LMFAO

IsH3092 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 0:43

haha win!

prince122 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 4:30

yea I get paranoid too :P. I once triple checked the bathroom and and closets caus I kept thinking there was someone spying on me. but after you finish with the hand u realize it was stupid to check.