Miscellaneous: Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So... - FML

By Anonymous - 01/06/2012 14:29 - Austria - Vienna

Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML

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Procrastination

By Anonymous - 16/03/2023 02:00

Today, I got up early because I had a bunch of work to do. It's now 11:50 p.m and I still haven't managed to get anything done. FML

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Another great day to be alive

By Anonymous - 26/07/2021 21:59 - Germany

Today, I didn’t get much done because I woke up late and therefore didn’t have much time. No wait, that was yesterday. Today I didn’t get much done because I woke up EARLY and was miserably tired and good for nothing all day. FML

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Naps are important

By bigdikbubls - 01/12/2020 05:58 - Barbados - Bridgetown

Today, I realised just how badly I procrastinate because I wanted to take a nap before going out for a friend's birthday, but I kept putting it off until I simply didn't have the time. FML

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Productive

By Anonymous - 04/05/2023 22:00 - Sweden

Today, in an effort to actually be productive for once, I decided to clean out my closet. However, I ended up getting distracted by old photos, started crying over past relationships and dead pets, and didn't end up getting anything done whatsoever. FML

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Procrastination

By Anonymous - 11/11/2023 14:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I prepared a detailed plan to organise my life, colour-coded and beautifully illustrated. I was so engrossed in designing the perfect plan that I forgot to actually do any of it and ended up with a highly organised non-starter. FML

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By Noname - 22/02/2009 06:14 - Australia

Today, I did my work, the work of my co-worker who called in sick and the work of my boss who has no idea what the hell is going on all at the same time. I didn't get a promotion because I don't work hard enough. FML

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Teamwork works

By Anonymous - 16/02/2021 01:58 - Australia

Today, I had a huge amount of work to get through. Two colleagues offered to help, because one had nothing else to do, and the other couldn't work until I was done. My boss got really pissed at me for "making" them do my job and wasting their time. FML

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By Poopalipa - 08/01/2009 07:42 - United States

Today, I woke up late, didn't shave, didn't have time to iron my clothes, didn't eat breakfast, and ran into the office with beads of sweat running down my face. The meeting had been cancelled. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2018 13:30

Today, I have a busy week scheduled at work, so I took my file home to smash out some reports. Naturally I did not do any work at home and then I also forgot to take the file back to work the next day. Instead of saving time, I wasted an hour driving home to collect it. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 09:40 - Canada

Today, I procrastinated on doing my on-line training for my new job. Thinking it would only take a few hours to complete, I started it in the early evening. It is now almost 4 am, and I start my new job in 3 hours. There is still about another hour and a half on on-line training left. FML

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example1233 1

Friday 1 June 2012 18:50

Sounds like everyday of my life.

duckie227 22

Friday 1 June 2012 18:50

'I'm not lazy, I just don't do stuff'

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Junizumi4 3

Saturday 2 June 2012 1:51

best fml ever

horseridermc 2

Saturday 2 June 2012 1:52

Well that doesn't sound like much fun.

pippacrawford 4

Saturday 2 June 2012 2:24

Completely YDI but the wording of this FML is funny, so you made ME smile at least :)

stepymac 15

Saturday 2 June 2012 3:10

Lazy ass

ragnorak6801 0

Saturday 2 June 2012 3:40

Stop getting high

lflickin 6

Saturday 2 June 2012 3:41

Haha sounds like my life at college - the then I went drinking

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 2 June 2012 4:00

Sounds a lot like me, I take procrastination to a whole new level, almost a professional procrastinator... Now I just need to find someone that will pay me to do it.

linjizzy 6

Saturday 2 June 2012 4:13

Sounds like someone overdid the wake and bake this morning.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 2 June 2012 6:30

This doesn't have anything to do with being baked. Sometimes there's just too much to do and you have no idea how to even tackle it all. Which seems like... exactly... this situation... come to think of it. Hmm...

wubbazugg 5

Saturday 2 June 2012 5:28

You can always procrastinate later.

pfclunchbox005 1

Saturday 2 June 2012 7:03

Lazy ass. Get up and do one at lease.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 2 June 2012 18:14

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Today, my boyfriend told me that in order for me to be considered for marriage, I need to prove that I can be a subservient woman. This includes signing over the deed to my house, my car, and all my banking assets, so that he can be “the man of the house.” I make 6 figures; he rents with roommates. FML

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Today, I was on the bus home and on the phone with my best friend discussing my sex life with this new guy I'm seeing. I was telling her all sorts of raunchy sex things we've done until someone taps my shoulder and says "I'm sure he doesn't appreciate you saying this in public." It was his mom. FML

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Today, my dad came out of our hotel bathroom with nothing but a wash-cloth over his crotch and said, "Look! This place has cotton loincloths!" in front of my wedding party. FML

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Today, while reading out loud in front of my entire class and teacher, I learned that I can't pronounce the word 'success'. It came out as 'sex', and when I tried to correct myself more slowly (multiple times), it came out 'sexsex'. FML

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Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML

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Today, I was telling my friend how lonely I am on Skype. He responded by deleting me as a friend. FML

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Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML

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Today, both of the roads leading to my small town were washed out by rising flood waters. I now live on an island in the middle of Wyoming. FML

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