Miscellaneous: Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So...

By Anonymous - 01/06/2012 14:29 - Austria - Vienna

Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML

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You deserved it 46 641

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Procrastination

By Anonymous - 16/03/2023 02:00

Today, I got up early because I had a bunch of work to do. It's now 11:50 p.m and I still haven't managed to get anything done. FML

I agree, your life sucks 329

You deserved it 599

Another great day to be alive

By Anonymous - 26/07/2021 21:59 - Germany

Today, I didn’t get much done because I woke up late and therefore didn’t have much time. No wait, that was yesterday. Today I didn’t get much done because I woke up EARLY and was miserably tired and good for nothing all day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 771

You deserved it 391

Naps are important

By bigdikbubls - 01/12/2020 05:58 - Barbados - Bridgetown

Today, I realised just how badly I procrastinate because I wanted to take a nap before going out for a friend's birthday, but I kept putting it off until I simply didn't have the time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 356

You deserved it 673

Productive

By Anonymous - 04/05/2023 22:00 - Sweden

Today, in an effort to actually be productive for once, I decided to clean out my closet. However, I ended up getting distracted by old photos, started crying over past relationships and dead pets, and didn't end up getting anything done whatsoever. FML

I agree, your life sucks 722

You deserved it 403

Procrastination

By Anonymous - 11/11/2023 14:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I prepared a detailed plan to organise my life, colour-coded and beautifully illustrated. I was so engrossed in designing the perfect plan that I forgot to actually do any of it and ended up with a highly organised non-starter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 150

You deserved it 405

By Noname - 22/02/2009 06:14 - Australia

Today, I did my work, the work of my co-worker who called in sick and the work of my boss who has no idea what the hell is going on all at the same time. I didn't get a promotion because I don't work hard enough. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 343

You deserved it 3 205

Teamwork works

By Anonymous - 16/02/2021 01:58 - Australia

Today, I had a huge amount of work to get through. Two colleagues offered to help, because one had nothing else to do, and the other couldn't work until I was done. My boss got really pissed at me for "making" them do my job and wasting their time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 004

You deserved it 89

By Poopalipa - 08/01/2009 07:42 - United States

Today, I woke up late, didn't shave, didn't have time to iron my clothes, didn't eat breakfast, and ran into the office with beads of sweat running down my face. The meeting had been cancelled. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 882

You deserved it 3 309

By Anonymous - 17/12/2018 13:30

Today, I have a busy week scheduled at work, so I took my file home to smash out some reports. Naturally I did not do any work at home and then I also forgot to take the file back to work the next day. Instead of saving time, I wasted an hour driving home to collect it. FML

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You deserved it 2 136

By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 09:40 - Canada

Today, I procrastinated on doing my on-line training for my new job. Thinking it would only take a few hours to complete, I started it in the early evening. It is now almost 4 am, and I start my new job in 3 hours. There is still about another hour and a half on on-line training left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 723

You deserved it 53 061

example1233 1

Friday 1 June 2012 18:50

Sounds like everyday of my life.

duckie227 22

Friday 1 June 2012 18:50

'I'm not lazy, I just don't do stuff'

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tyrone_at 8

Friday 1 June 2012 23:46

Neither "I agree", nor "YDI". Just "I Like" :)

alymartin 1

Friday 1 June 2012 23:47

Hey, people keep telling me to message them. How do I do thAt, i know I sound dumb but I just got this so...? Anyone care to tell?

xXRazelleLuniiXx 9

Saturday 2 June 2012 1:13

It's probably because your cleavage is hanging out of your shirt.

xXRazelleLuniiXx 9

Saturday 2 June 2012 1:15

But in all seriousness, you have to use a computer, or go to the original sight. Then click "messages". From there it should be pretty simple :)

ekdfml 20

Friday 1 June 2012 23:49

IT'S IB!

lulu259 5

Friday 1 June 2012 23:57

Same boat, OP. And that's how I ended up here on FML. :/

milabanilla 0

Saturday 2 June 2012 0:16

The Amazing trait of procrastination

The_Tool1 13

Saturday 2 June 2012 0:28

How did this make FML?

deusbag 5

Saturday 2 June 2012 0:51

Lazy ass

pokefan813 16

Saturday 2 June 2012 1:19

Me too. I have a 190 question homework to do. It was assigned Friday, due Monday.... Yeah I know...

Neligee 9

Saturday 2 June 2012 1:23

Happens to me everyday :)!

maytheforce_ 0

Saturday 2 June 2012 1:47

Story of my life.

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Today, after a very long, nasty custody battle with his ex, my boyfriend’s kids were finally scheduled to spend the night at our house. Today is also the day my daughter came home with a note from school about the massive lice outbreak on campus. Yup she has it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 771

You deserved it 103

Today, after waiting two weeks for an email with my online textbook access code, it still hadn't arrived in time for my quiz tomorrow, so I ended up spending most of my money on the expensive physical copy. Not long after I got back home, the email finally arrived. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 204

You deserved it 5 035

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Today, I texted a girl I met at the bar last night. She accused me of being "fake" because she couldn't find me on Facebook, Instagram or Twitter, then threatened to call the cops on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 812

You deserved it 3 447

Today, I had to put my cat to sleep after she was in an accident. While I was crying hysterically, the vet asked me for $230. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 873

You deserved it 290

Today, I let my estranged husband move back in with my son and me. Later, his pregnant and underage girlfriend knocked on my door, crying about how her mom kicked her out. I'm such a pushover, they're in my bed and I'm on the couch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 303

You deserved it 28 906

Today, my husband is divorcing me for a girl who was born in 2004. Two thousand fucking four. He’s 41. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 016

You deserved it 148

Today, after years of telling my sister she's crazy for thinking our parents have been playing favorites all our lives, with me being the favorite, I saw in their will I got the house, both cars, and all their money. Meanwhile, all she got mom's old clothes, "if she can fit in them." FML

I agree, your life sucks 861

You deserved it 445

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML

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You deserved it 4 330

Same thing different taste

Procrastination

Another great day to be alive

Naps are important

Productive

Procrastination

Teamwork works

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