By boopadoop - 20/10/2011 17:35 - United States

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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After we finished, he went under the covers and started touching me. At first I thought he was trying to give me "oral pleasure". It turns out he lost the condom inside of me and was trying to fish it out before I noticed. FML
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When I had to do exactly that with my first girlfriend, she had an ******. In the middle of making funny comments about the whole situation. I'm only now starting to realise how lucky I was with whom I'd lost my virginity to; she taught me right away to be practically unembarrassable about the physical side and its mishaps. To think of all the anxieties I would've had otherwise... OP, go easy on that bf of yours. If you're equally inexperienced it will only be fair to say now is a much harder time for him than it is for you.

sounds like your loose or that condom was way to big . I suggest levels for you and viagra or extenze for him

Youre lucky, most blokes would've not told you and left it... When is it due btw?

BigGrouchy 0

Tell the smuck to buy the proper size it's obvious he ain't no magnum!

Had that happen twice with a guy i had sex with

ssoccerchick97 16