By boopadoop - 20/10/2011 17:35 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After we finished, he went under the covers and started touching me. At first I thought he was trying to give me "oral pleasure". It turns out he lost the condom inside of me and was trying to fish it out before I noticed. FML
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himibaby 0

Someones to cocky bout their **** :P

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savvy626 8

well did he find it? how did u not notice it was left in ur pussy? lol total blonde moment.

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AlwaysCracked 6

"oral pleasure" means with the mouth you know...

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steveo60592_fml 0

I had that happen to me a few days ago I had to go buy plan b

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alpha_kennyBody 3

its like throwing a hotdog in a wide hallway huh

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BonerTooLong 1

How small is he!?

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lulzmylife 4

Wow, somebody's certainly not very, ah, endowed.

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elisabeth1_fml 0

I know this is fml and people share their personal stories but seriously this is just too much information. Jesus whatever happened to keeping stuff like that private. I am not a prude by any means but that is just soooo personal and private.

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