I once lost my chewing gum while I was carpet cleaning my girlfriend...She's good @ Kagel exercises & shot the wad of gum back in my eye...

Did he get it out before you found out?

... 'oral pleasure'...

This is known as an angry squid. Look it up on urban dictionary

The real question is, was the sex good?

haha someone might have a baby soon

EWWWWWW

Except for a small handfull of you, you are all so ******* stupid. For everyone who keeps assuming the boyfriend's dick was small, please shut up. You do not know the situation. And everyone asking how she did not feel the condom inside her, also shut up. A condom is relatively small and when it's off the penis, is very flexible, so it would settle into her almost in the way her ****** is shaped. And to the COMPLETE MORON who said that this FML reveals too much information, what did you think would be on this website? Posts about magical ******* ponies and rainbows? I can see it now: "Today, my purple, flying pony named Santa Claus ran up a rainbow and hasn't come back. I hope the leprachauns are being nice to him. FML". You are obviously not socially mature enough for this site, so please, just save yourself more criticism and don't post shit like that again.

yikes! fyl! hope he found it!

Don't buy a magnum just to impress the woman. And if you do buy, put some rubber band on.