By boopadoop - 20/10/2011 17:35 - United States

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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After we finished, he went under the covers and started touching me. At first I thought he was trying to give me "oral pleasure". It turns out he lost the condom inside of me and was trying to fish it out before I noticed. FML
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BighornB 0

Either you are that loose and it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway or your bf is that small that your saying to him is it in yet? Teen mom 3.0 candidate

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brina53 4

OMG! that happened to me b4! & my bf was all like, "don't worry miss, step into my office... trust me, I'm a doctor"... talk about role play... but he got it out :/

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GetTheFuckOut 7

Just think. You have all his little sperm babies swimming around inside of you now. Do you feel it?

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Ikickmidgets 11

Like throwing a hotdog down hallway.....vaginal rejuvenation anyone??

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CurlyGurlF 6

With his hands? Do you know what "oral" means?

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zombiekitten87 12

Um... How would he give your "oral pleasure" with his hand?

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porkymama 2

That's embarrassing for him. How small does your dick have to be for it to fall off

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