Love: Today, I had my sweet sixteen party. All my best friends came...

By 16isntsweet - 20/08/2009 21:21 - United States

Today, I had my sweet sixteen party. All my best friends came to the microphone to make a little speech. When my boyfriend came to do his, he broke up with me. FML

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By confusedandnowsingle - 28/06/2013 12:23 - Finland - Espoo

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

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Party pooped

By Anonymous - 12/04/2025 17:00 - United States

Today, it was my Sweet Sixteen. Only two of my friends showed up, and they spent the whole night texting their boyfriends. After several failed attempts to do something fun or even get them to talk to me, I got up and left the room, and didn't come back. They didn't notice. FML

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By TanjinaRubbaiyat - 15/01/2010 08:49 - Bangladesh

Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML

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The gift that keeps on giving

By Katie - 29/08/2021 14:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, since we weren't getting along. When I got home, I remembered that today is his birthday. Him and all our friends now think I'm a total bitch. FML

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Deception

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 16:21 - United States

Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML

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Brave boy

By Anonymous - 22/06/2024 00:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML

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Disappointing

By Funless - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML

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So special

By Anonymous - 18/05/2020 20:00

Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML

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Awkward small talk

By I Feel Horrible - 20/07/2014 17:59 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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abylaunch 10

Friday 21 August 2009 1:26

you should have made a speech about what a small penis he has

reras89 0

Friday 21 August 2009 1:27

What an ass. Obviously, your boyfriend lacks attention.

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WshCaps8 1

Wednesday 13 July 2011 16:18

who does that to someone.. seriously someone better of kicked his ass

scvbc 1

Thursday 8 December 2011 5:57

Omg WHAT AN ASS

banannakid 0

Thursday 22 March 2012 17:41

Nice rip off of John tucker must die.

SoulessXX666 0

Friday 30 March 2012 4:44

Aw I'm sorry): and happy birthday(: (idk how late I am but either way happy birthday :D)

Arieah 17

Monday 27 August 2012 15:53

For my sixteenth I sat alone at home with a piece if cake in front the television.

doglover100 28

Wednesday 21 November 2012 21:08

He's an ass. Hit him with the microphone.

andwag 2

Sunday 24 February 2013 21:39

What a ******* asshole

amu12 10

Thursday 5 September 2013 23:39

You're only 16

Brianna_Ray 23

Monday 6 January 2014 19:29

Seriously? How rude. You deserved better anyway OP!

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