Love: Today, I had my sweet sixteen party. All my best friends came...

By 16isntsweet - 20/08/2009 21:21 - United States

Today, I had my sweet sixteen party. All my best friends came to the microphone to make a little speech. When my boyfriend came to do his, he broke up with me. FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 21:03 - United States - Edison

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML

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Friday 21 August 2009 1:26

you should have made a speech about what a small penis he has

reras89 0

Friday 21 August 2009 1:27

What an ass. Obviously, your boyfriend lacks attention.

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Hailstorm88 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 5:10

you should have slapped him or at least i hope you did. he's a douche

Makaloraii 0

Monday 14 September 2009 5:55

Jonno8825 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 13:11

I give him points for style but I take points for him being an arsehole

NYGuy828 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 17:11

Phhhh, fake. If a guy did that at a sweet 16, I would suspect he would get his ass kicked by any brothers, male cousins, and male friends you have, and your dad.

AlwaysAli 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 8:32

Ouch. My friend had the same thing happen on her birthday.

mangobells 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 12:15

what a douchebag! I feel for you :(

screwed_over13 0

Monday 5 October 2009 4:42

awww hunny hes a jackass. nd 2 all u ppl callin OP spoiled go suc a nut. jerks...

BoboMonkey 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 18:02

Well ouch... Thats horrible.. this site is only further making me despise my own gender.

terriibabiiix23 0

Monday 14 December 2009 0:10

wow, your boyfriend is an asshole. why would he break up with you on your birthday, which is like the best day of your life ?! screw him, you don't need him anyways.