Today, I had my first accident in 5 years of driving. I clipped a Ford Fiesta, mirror to mirror. His mirror is totally destroyed. Mine is fine. I was so stressed afterwards that I reversed straight into another car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML
Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, the driver side mirror of my car was smashed off and laying on the ground. On the window was a $75.00 ticket for improper equipment for not having a mirror. FML
Today, the day after I bragged about never having a car accident in my life, I mistakenly put my car into Drive instead of Reverse and crashed into my own house. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, I got into my first car accident. I side swiped the truck next to me merging into another lane. He was in my blind spot. It was a cop. FML
Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML
Today, my dad was looking for something in the garage and accidentally knocked over a heavy box, which crushed the new side view mirror I'd bought for my car, because the one my car originally had, he smashed it against a pole while driving my car recently. FML
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Top comments
Kiki242 19
You need to relax. It was a mirror.
DocBastard 40
Fortunately the entire Fiesta costs about 100 pounds. You can probably find enough change in your sofa to fix it.
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Comments (54)
SpaceCadet87 0
I'm beginning to see a pattern here...
NigerianMedicine 11
Trust me, it could be a LOT worse.
klx125cross 9
RELAX!! it's not like you killed any one!! Just chill!
chris_42 11
I'm not surprised; you have 7 years of bad luck now after all.
mai109 8
That's why you don't buy a crappy car like a ford fiesta!!
DigBick 0
Aha so it was you!
Fisheyedfool7 2
Woman driver no doubt.
patacus 14
really? a mirror? when I bought my first car, I had to replace a mirror on it. like 60 bucks. and then my mom had to replace hers because she missed the garage. think it was like 80 or so, but it was a heated one. I mean, Idk about where you live, but here a cop wouldn't even file an accident report for that. at most youd buy the guy a new mirror and possibly get a ticket
PhishloverA 14
You've avoided accidents for 5 years and then had 2 in one day... That sucks
livinginabook 24
Ford. Built strong to last long.....?