Today, I had my first accident in 5 years of driving. I clipped a Ford Fiesta, mirror to mirror. His mirror is totally destroyed. Mine is fine. I was so stressed afterwards that I reversed straight into another car. FML
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Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML
Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, the driver side mirror of my car was smashed off and laying on the ground. On the window was a $75.00 ticket for improper equipment for not having a mirror. FML
Today, the day after I bragged about never having a car accident in my life, I mistakenly put my car into Drive instead of Reverse and crashed into my own house. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, I got into my first car accident. I side swiped the truck next to me merging into another lane. He was in my blind spot. It was a cop. FML
Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML
Today, my dad was looking for something in the garage and accidentally knocked over a heavy box, which crushed the new side view mirror I'd bought for my car, because the one my car originally had, he smashed it against a pole while driving my car recently. FML
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Kiki242 19
You need to relax. It was a mirror.
DocBastard 40
Fortunately the entire Fiesta costs about 100 pounds. You can probably find enough change in your sofa to fix it.
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Comments (54)
SortOfSexy 4
Should have been using your mirror to back up...
TheOath 12
*Glass breaking* Aw damn!! *Backing up* beep beep beep *crash* **** what now!?!?!?
drkate25 30
Poor OP!! When I got in my first accident it was right after getting my first ticket; I was freaking out about the ticket and bumped another car at an intersection!
larouche362 10
Omg you bumped a car? That must have been so tragic.
off_constantly 8
As long as it wasn't Ken Block's Ford Fiesta then the repair damages shouldn't be that bad. Oh and technically you had two accidents, not one.
OhDearBetrayal 25
He was referencing this mirror-clipping accident as the first accident. The second one was for added effect.
ambowew 7
Yes, you were 'stressed' when you reversed into the second car. I call bullshit! More like attempting to leg it from the scene but failed miserably, you sly dog, you!
NashyzzleTheN 10
OP probably was stressed. Most people would be stressed if that happened haha.
LiterOfCola 16
Your picture enrages me 18.
rahrah765765 11
"Beautiful break foot Rhonda"
Welshite 40
Just remember OP, disaster come in threes. Two down, one to go!
RedPillSucks 33
His next FML will be about running over someones foot while going forward after reversing into a car, after clipping the mirror of another car.
TXjuggalo972 6
No disaster is gone after the death of the gravelord servant, duh!
wisecatlady123 11
As long as no one was hurt. :)
perdix 31
What kind of car did you reverse into? I mean, you broke a cheap accessory off a cheap car. Big whoop! I'm sure your second victim had a nicer car.
LarryLaDouche 13
This is an analogy for my sex life. Take it slow and easy, only to get rammed up the ass by a stranger