Health: Today, I had my 7 month check up for my pregnancy. The nurse... - FML

By monkeylover996 - 29/10/2012 01:53 - United States

Today, I had my 7 month check up for my pregnancy. The nurse weighed me and said, "I see you've gotten into the Halloween candy." FML

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Today, while at a family baby shower, my grandfather thought it would be funny to inform me, in front of everyone, that I had gotten fat. I'm 7 months pregnant and the baby shower was for me. FML

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By bunintheoven - 23/10/2012 04:21 - United States - Seligman

Today, I went to my local Walmart to grab a few groceries, and while at the checkout line I grabbed two chocolate bars for a snack. The cashier gave me a look and mumbled under her breath, "Surprise, surprise." I'm pregnant, asshole. FML

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By KateD - 06/03/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, I was walking through the mall with my husband. We came across a guy who was selling some weight loss pills. He tried to sell me some and I kindly declined. He told me not to deny my weight problems. Thanks. I'm 7 months pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:50 - Canada - London

Today, even though I'm overweight, I was feeling alright about the way I looked in the historical costume I'm required to wear by my job. A little kid came in and asked me if I was having a baby. Guess I don't look as good as I thought. FML

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By Betty - 17/03/2010 18:26 - United States

Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML

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By fatpreggo - 07/08/2009 20:14 - United States

Today, I was proudly telling my husband that I only gained 8 lbs throughout the pregnancy thus far. I usually obsess over my weight, so it was a great accomplishment for me. He then turned and pinched my arms, saying, "Well, looks like all the fat migrated to your arms." FML

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By Mimi - 16/04/2013 01:35 - United States - Vallejo

Today, my husband told me that he thinks I am getting a little heavy and may need to lay off the junk food. The ultrasound is hanging on our fridge. FML

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By ChubbyButt - 16/01/2013 10:48 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML

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By pencilskirt - 22/03/2019 00:00

Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML

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By preggo - 04/12/2009 00:02 - United States

Today, I asked my mom if she could include mashed potatoes and gravy with dinner. She then went on to yell at me about my "unhealthy eating habits" and how I've "gained a lot of weight in the past few months". I'm pregnant. FML

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boating_guy 33

Monday 29 October 2012 9:04

Well that's just rude and unprofessional...

RayearthNinja 10

Monday 29 October 2012 9:08

your pregnant, thats an excuse enough to eat candy.

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crzysam96 7

Monday 29 October 2012 15:06

It was obviously a joke. Since your pregnant she knows that it's obviously not the candy...

carsonphillips 7

Monday 29 October 2012 15:46

That is unprofessional and rude. I hope you complained, OP.

miss_amazing86 10

Monday 29 October 2012 16:14

When I was pregnant, my ob would make jokes about eating too many muffins.. It was his way to joke around and still remind me that I shouldn't go crazy to gain weight. Being too heavy can actually cause complications during pregnancy, labor, and delivery. Just laugh it off :)

theandrewdays 2

Monday 29 October 2012 17:36

You are over sensitive due to pregnancy. Obviously a joke since you are pregnant.

raraisbang 12

Monday 29 October 2012 17:38

You're an idiot. Nobody said she gained a ton of weight and as I read it, it seems like the nurse was making a joke, not implying that OP is a fatass. On another note, I'm not sure where you get off on calling someone a heifer. You're not any prom queen from the looks of that profile pic. If you're going to belittle someone else or call them fat or a heifer, at least have some room to talk.

disney_blonde 16

Monday 29 October 2012 17:41

Get a sense of humor, I'm sure she says it to everyone.

kiloutou_fml 7

Monday 29 October 2012 17:45

And another idiot who thinks they know everything about the human body... Eating a lot during pregnancy will not make your baby obese, that's complete BS. So please shut up and stop randomly insulting people.

ishaalove92 1

Monday 29 October 2012 18:35

it was just a joke. everyone get their panties out of their ass. It's Halloween time and she's pregnant. she knows that has gained weight because she is pregnant. so it shouldn't be that big of a deal.

Gucci_B 0

Monday 29 October 2012 18:45

Lmfaooo lighten up I'm sure it wuz just a joke

deadlydeadd 2

Monday 29 October 2012 19:25

What do you expect there is a growing baby in you it was a silly joke. Big whoop

deadlydeadd 2

Monday 29 October 2012 19:27

Your post is basically saying "FML, I'm pregnant"

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