Today, I had my 21st birthday party. My friends told me to have the party even though it had been 5 months since my actual 21st birthday. They asked me why I didn't have one originally and I jokingly told them it was because I didn't think anyone would come. Turned out nobody came after all. FML
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Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I'd arranged a dinner party for 20 of my closest friends. I arrived at the restaurant, fully dressed and everything. When I got there, I thought everyone was ready to surprise me, but instead, nobody showed up. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Today, I organised a birthday party for myself. There was supposed to be about 20 people coming. Not a single person showed up. FML
Today, I turned 22. Instead of cutting my own cake, I stood by and smiled at a friend's belated birthday party. Her birthday was actually two months ago, but she decided to have her party on my birthday. No one remembered mine but everyone got her beautiful gifts. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I'd invited quite a lot of my friends to come round and have some fun. When I got home, I saw a few cars outside. It turned out to be for the neighbours. I waited and waited; none of my friends showed up. FML
Today, it's my 25th birthday and all of the friends who promised they could come had excuses why they couldn't make it. Now I'm at the bar, alone. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML
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flylikemusic 0
Why would you expect anyone to celebrate your birthday five months later if you didn't think they would on the actual day of?
DoomJeff91 2
I'm busy. I'll read this FML in five months.
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Comments (31)
jillz 0
If I were your friend, I would have come bringing a reasonable present and stayed for 30 - 45 minutes. FYL :/
Joeboy777 0
wow. you know,i had a bday when no one would eat my cake but... wow.. thats bad. maby ur 40th bday with be good :)
TAST3MYRAINB00Wx 0
aw i would of came if you invited me friends come to friends parties its like a rule i dont even know yoy, yet i feel bad for you
GuerillaRated 0
Speaking of late birthday parties, I just had my 21st birthday party a few days ago... I'm 27. All of the people JimmySmoothBeans invited showed up at my party. Sorry dude.
Cemetery 0
time to get new friends
bsias4ever 0
tell your friends to go f**k themselves and get ya some new ones. that aren't ass holes. But you should have celebrated on the day of your bithday xD
Condiment_King12 0
I had my 21st Birthday. You should go tell you friends your going to Vegas....all your neighbours, friends, house pets, relatives will be lining up at the door to come with you. Then slam the door in their faces.
blastvortex 4
Honestly now, how could you not see such an obvious prank from a mile away? YDI.
Castalia 0
sound like my 18th birthday
mcphace 0
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