Today, I had just finished re-completing all my assignments because I had lost my USB last week. I reached into my pocket for gum, instead I found the USB that I had apparently lost. I spent my weekend alone rather than spending time with my friends. I don't have another weekend off for a month. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I have a busy week scheduled at work, so I took my file home to smash out some reports. Naturally I did not do any work at home and then I also forgot to take the file back to work the next day. Instead of saving time, I wasted an hour driving home to collect it. FML
Today, after meeting a girl for the first time and having sex with her, I found not only my wallet missing but also the 128 GB pen drive that had my project I've been working on for 6 months on it. I have to give the presentation in 3 days. FML
Today, I finally finished typing up a story I had been working on for about 7 months, saved it on my computer and left to hang with friends. Came home later to find my dad had sold my laptop in order to pay his phone bill. My hard work is now gone. FML
Today, after taking my clothes out of the washer, I noticed at the very bottom of the washer my boyfriend's USB stick I found a couple of days ago. The USB stick contains his English essay, and his novel he has been working on for almost six months. FML
Today, what did I get after a long, tiring week? A long, depressing weekend. FML
Today, I was working at the Soup Kitchen handing out special christmas dinners to the homeless. At the end of the day I collected my things and went home. It was only then I discovered that my wallet, phone, pager and (for some reason) my glasses has been stolen. FML
Today, I noticed that my weekend hobby is crying. I live in a city where I don't have a single friend or relative. FML
Today, I ran 5 miles to catch the bus I take to university after missing my connection. When I got to the bus stop, I realized I had left my U-Pass on my desk at home. On top of the assignment that was due. FML
Today, after I took off a week from work to grieve the loss of my girlfriend, who was very sick and passed due to natural causes, my paycheck suffered because of that and last night, to avoid going back to hard drugs, I went out to the clubs where I blew the only 250 bucks I had on strippers and drinks. Now I have 0 bucks for rent. FML
Today, I found out my dad got Covid after spending the weekend at home. All my classes have me doing final projects, and my dorm's internet is a dumpster fire. FML
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Top comments
unko_oa 0
Better that then a F. Still got the rest of your life.
Chrisskiies 0
aha. where do you suggest they keep gum then???
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Jerzyginger74 0
YDI for not putting it somewhere safe. Just sayin.
Neadra 0
at least you're responsible enough to show up and show out when it countz da most!!
stewpididiot 11
COUlameGH !!
denvan 0
Next time just email yourself the paper to be on the safe side
50epidemic 0
YTDI for not backing up your work!
PLPrincess 8
next time email you assignments to yourself. this way you can't lose them. don't worry I learned it the hard way too.
hudson155 0
you cant have a USB. that doesn't make sence
vdude45 0
thank you, someone who understands a USB is a type of connector. OP why do you have USB ports in your pants.
dudeitsdanny 10
And the word thumbdrive one day turned into USB and it's not considered incorrect nor misunderstood except by snobs who pretend to be smart. A big part of the words you use started out as something else, so STFU or go back in time.
babeeee13 0
my brothers in the Military. army - infantry in Afghan. he never has a weekend off. get over it.
babeeee13 0
my brothers in the Military. army - infantry in Afghan at the moment. no weekends off. you'll get over it.
Flinlock 0
You lost your universal serial bus? Remarkable, seeing as how its integrated into your computer :P