Today, I had given up on finding my makeup bag with cell phone and iPod my mom had bought for me recently. So I went to art to join the group of girls with whom I share the back art studio of my school. One of them was talking about how she'd ripped off some bitch's stuff, and she held up my bag. FML
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Today, I found a purse in the school bathroom. When I looked inside, there was an iPod along with some other expensive stuff in it. I took it to the office so the right owner would get it back. The owner passed me in the hall on the way there; she freaked out and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I found out that my art project, the one I've been working on for the last two weeks and the first piece I felt really comfortable about turning in, was stolen out of the art cupboard. FML
Today, a "friend" of mine decided stealing my very low amount of sticky notes repetitively to make origami and show off was okay, even though I had repeatedly asked her to stop. Then, when I snapped, I was the bad guy, and everyone who was around started stealing my pencil case to get them. FML
Today, I came home to find my room completely torn apart. My mom and dad start yelling at me asking me why I am doing drugs because she found a tiny baggie on the floor. It was the little bag that spare buttons come in when you buy a dress shirt. FML
Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML
Today, I went to the movies. After it was over I got up and noticed a designer purse sitting on the ground in the back row. I opened it to look for anything that could give me a address so I could return it. The owner came back, assumed I was robbing her, and punched me in the nose. FML
Today, my mother yelled at me for not doing all of my homework. She got so mad, she tore up a drawing I'd spent over a week working on. That was my art homework. FML
Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML
Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML
Today, after I got home from school I went to my room to find the maid had cleaned it, also to find a bag labeled "trash" it was all the sketches and paintings I had done in art class, which is my major plan for college. FML
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AcesAndEights 0
so.... kick her in the face and take it back? I hope you didn't just stand there
Pipistrello_fml 0
Here's an idea. Stand there like a VICTIM, do nothing to get it back, and blog about it later on FML for sympathy.. Here's a better one "Today, I was in Art c;lass bragging about some stuff I stole from some bitch. She was in the class and throat punched me and got it back. I now have to eat soup for a month. FML"
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Comments (175)
Switchblade1212 0
How is this a bad thing?
Thekid2318 1
You need to beat that bitch's ass!
rawrrbitchhessss 0
lmao ^
JB1aze 0
number 7 if u werent retarded u would have realized she said the phone and ipod were in the bag......dumbass
effarve 2
i think i eould have poked her in the eye with out saying a thing and taken my stuff back... then said the bitch ripped her stuff back.. *****
effarve 2
oh and i hope all of you saying it wasnt an fml got " a warning" from fml for not following community rules or the nature of the site like i did some random everyday crap that obviously wasnt worthy... if not then im feeling a little offended.
EgoCzech 0
Most likely she got her stuff back because no one would just sit there and chuckle if their stuff got stolen and no one likes to get caught. If she had posted that she got her bag back, no harm no foul, then all of you negative posters would be complaining that this wasn't an FML in the first place. Please make up your mind.
hellryu 20
I really do hope you got your bag back and called her the "bitch".
Ketchup_Castle 30
That would be so awkward to be in that position. I hope you got your bag back.
eatsleepjb 8
So..thats a good thing! Now you get your stuff back!