Today, I had an ultrasound in fear of testicular cancer. I apparently signed papers allowing an intern to do it for practice. She was in her early 20s and smoking hot so as she was rubbing jelly on my testes I got an erection. FML
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Today, I had a testicular ultrasound. The ultrasound tech was a very attractive woman. This is the first time in the past four and a half years a woman has touched my package, and I had to get health issues to make it happen. FML
Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML
Today, I awoke with a swollen, painful testicle. I called the ambulance and went to the hospital. After they'd done an ultrasound, it's a bad infection. My nurse was someone I used to know and had a major crush on. She's responsible for checking my testicle every 20 minutes when she checks my heart rate. FML
Today, I became aroused when slight pressure was applied to my throat. I was having an ultrasound done to have my thyroid gland and a lump under my chin looked at by an old male doctor. My mom was present. FML
Today, I finally had someone else touch my man parts. It was my doctor, checking for testicular cancer and a hernia, as part of my yearly physical. He's the only person other than myself to touch my junk in the last 4 years. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to an ultrasound probe. FML
Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML
Today, I went to a doctor's appointment, being concerned about some abnormal swelling and soreness in one of my testicles. They fondled my balls for 20 seconds before saying, "Yeah, that's abnormal. You should probably go get an ultrasound somewhere and maybe take some ibuprofen for the pain. That'll be $265." FML
Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML
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dd3_fml 0
haha wow that sucks. maybe she took it as a complement?
Howdyplz 2
THat's hilarious, FYL indeed. Especially because regular doctors probably get that all the time and understand by now, but an intern might be creeped out. Ask her out later. You know she was impressed!
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Nicc 0
If you're old, I'd be a little creeped out if I were the nurse. There's something really creepy about older guys doing this kind of thing.
f_ckerdef_ck 0
hahaha ftw
ultrasoundchick 0
um.. I wonder if this is me. lol. So I am a 22yr old ultrasound student, and I scanned a 21yr old's testicles on friday. If it is me, I would take this as a compliment. This wasn't in Indiana by any chance was it? Oh and just a heads up, you can always refuse to let anyone do your test. They will find someone else, or they will reschedule your test. But it is still nice to let a student do the exam, everyone has to learn. and learn how to deal with certain special circumstances, lol.
xxnickiixx 0
haha.dude.thats ******.
fml_fml_fml9 0
dude, i'm a girl.. and don't worry about stuff like that. if it happens, it happens, and u can't do anything about it. the intern prob took it as a compliment. no sweat, bro.. most girls think it's totally hot :D
maxpowerd 0
I love how so many of these include the word "apparently" in the stories. Ya really should read over any medical paperwork before you sign it...and just be glad you didn't get an erection with a guy doing it...unless you though you were gay before...
willin2takeudown 0
An erection is a natural reaction to physical stimulation of the testes...did you guys all miss health class? And by the way, I had this happen to me once and I just ignored it and didn't say anything to my nurse, who was also in her early 20s. Respect the people who are doing they're job. They don't get paid to go in there and whack you off before an ultrasound you pervs.
a1r23 0
ha i had to get the same thing and the doctor told me that it was an older unatractive lady and dont worry about anything i got in there and it was an attractive early 20s as well......
Shreddd 0
Woa. What a treat for both of you. You get her number? Seriously, your life ain't effed. It's blessed. This may be the only time a woman gets to touch you there.
brkn_hearted 0
i totally agree with #2, but hey, at least she knows you can do stuff :D