Today, I had an interview for an internship at an independent lawyer's office. Hoping to increase my chances of being hired, I dressed up sexily with a short skirt, high heels, and ample cleavage. Turns out his wife handles the interviews. FML
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Today, I finally got an interview at a restaurant after looking for a job for three months. I dressed nice, and the interview was going well until this blonde girl in booty shorts and fishnets walked in. The manager hired her on the spot. FML
Today, I had my first interview after weeks of applying everywhere, but I got turned away for being "inappropriately dressed" for the interview. I was wearing the smartest clothes I own. FML
Today, I went in for an interview with a firm where I'd done some interning before. After shaking hands with both the directors, I went to shake hands with one of the director's wives, who also works there. Turns out she was going for a hug and kiss on the cheek. I ended up kissing her on the lips. FML
Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML
Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML
Today, I applied for a job as a secretary. As I sat in the waiting room, the interviewer came out with his wife. She gave me a once-over, then said to her husband, "Hire this one. She's so ugly, you would never have an affair with her." FML
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Top comments
deviable 9
Did she like your outfit?
Nanall 15
Wow. I hope you didn't get the internship for demeaning women like that.
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Comments (55)
bigbadtim 7
You are going to an interview for a professional job, look the part next time.
BelleBelle_fml 11
Agreed. Dress for the position you want.
SmileEveryone 12
ydi for thinking that was a good idea and for thinking to much of yourself, I mean there is being confident and just being a ****...
stayawakee 0
You deserve it for using sex and good looks to get a job. Most of the time people get turned down for dressing inappropriately. Dressing like that shows you don't have confidence in your own intellegants. Learn to be more appropriate and stop trying to use yourself to get jobs instead of your brain. You're working in a lawyers office, not a strip club.
Beast_mode_activ 1
I do not have confidence in my intellegants either.
hailphire130 0
14-I'm sorry, but you ruined that whole comment by writing intelligant.
dennis96411 12
"intelligence"
hailphire130 0
Oh my god, you get no sympathy. YDI all the way, bitch!
Midrash 5
YDI for being a bitch. And you wonder why guys only want you for one thing...
FarSide 23
Nonsense. We want them to get in the kitchen and make us a sammich too.
MangoRico1 1
Never know these days.... She might like the show
parney7 1
****! Lol nice try though...
BrittanyB94 0
Well now you know what not to do for an interview...
EvilLilCupcake 10
Now she knows? I thought it was commen sense to not dress like a ***** unless you are applying for a strip club....
robo_thunder 13
Maybe you would be better suited for a hooker.
mellylicious 8
I hope you didn't get the internship....this is a major YDI!