Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had an asthma attack while walking home with my friends. As I was struggling to breathe, they thought I was attention-seeking and left me on the floor. FML
Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarrhea in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping body. He rolled over to whisper, "I heard everything." FML
Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML
Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML
Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML
Today, I was napping with my boyfriend and his dog. The dog was making odd coughing noises, but my boyfriend refused to kick him out of the bed. A few moments later, I rolled onto my stomach, into a pile of dog vomit. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML
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jay2bird776 6
What a dick
clumsycarolyn 17
You need to get a new boyfrieend, someone who respects you op
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Comments (66)
Pikawhore 21
Does he remember doing this?
olpally 33
Push him off the bed. Asshole.
Dcm210 19
Do the same to him next time when he has a problem breathing.
jw90 18
If he knows you have asthma that's pretty messed up. Even if he didn't he should of made sure you were ok. What an ass.
ty7in_topic 31
I'm hoping your boyfriend just acted like that because he was half asleep.
K410 18
Still no excuse if your gf is in trouble you help her no matter what
bryan_1989 14
He may have been talking in his sleep. I've said some mean and hateful things to my wife while I was sleeping.
allie2590 31
To quote an old 80s song: "I hear the secrets that you keep while you're talking in your sleep"
asv78 12
That's your subconscious bud.
rapunzel3416 28
I was on vacation with my sister and this happened to me. However, instead of just telling me to shut up my sister spewed out a long slur of cuss words calling me some very colorful names. The next morning she swore she had no memory of it and now I joke that she has sleep Tourette's.
RedPillSucks 33
What a great humanitarian
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
At least he didn't cover your mouth like another dick did in a recent fml.
DrownedMyFish 18
Tell him to do the same the next time he has something wrong with him.
hbake 13
Next time he sneezes or something tell him to shush up. That might teach him not to be rude over something you can't help.