Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had an asthma attack while walking home with my friends. As I was struggling to breathe, they thought I was attention-seeking and left me on the floor. FML
Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarrhea in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping body. He rolled over to whisper, "I heard everything." FML
Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML
Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML
Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML
Today, I was napping with my boyfriend and his dog. The dog was making odd coughing noises, but my boyfriend refused to kick him out of the bed. A few moments later, I rolled onto my stomach, into a pile of dog vomit. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML
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jay2bird776 6
What a dick
clumsycarolyn 17
You need to get a new boyfrieend, someone who respects you op
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Comments (66)
Cat_Upton 8
He sounds like a keeper.. Not
zandalee 20
Red flag! Dump him.
caver 12
Well at least you chougjt your breath.
BubbleGrunge 18
If he was sleeping, perhaps he didn't quite realize you were having an asthma attack nor realize he was being rude. Sorry, though, OP, glad you're well enough now to post this FML.
dat_weird_girl 3
That's rude
martin8337 36
OP, Dump him yesterday!
blairvic 23
I would assume that he only said that because he was half asleep. You'll probably be laughing about it before you know it. But, if your boyfriend is like that all the time, you should absolutely dump him!
worldclassrager 41
Well I think you should have someone close to call you in if needed...it doesn't look like he will...
EvilLittleMan 23
Tell his sorry ass to roll back over and to get the F- out of bed.
asv78 12
******* asshole. Didn't even ask if you were ok? Dick...