Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML
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Today, I had an asthma attack while walking home with my friends. As I was struggling to breathe, they thought I was attention-seeking and left me on the floor. FML
Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarrhea in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping body. He rolled over to whisper, "I heard everything." FML
Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML
Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML
Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML
Today, I was napping with my boyfriend and his dog. The dog was making odd coughing noises, but my boyfriend refused to kick him out of the bed. A few moments later, I rolled onto my stomach, into a pile of dog vomit. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML
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jay2bird776 6
What a dick
clumsycarolyn 17
You need to get a new boyfrieend, someone who respects you op
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Comments (66)
honeymoonroyale 20
What an asshole. Kick his ass out the bed and drag him to the couch.
amaindayyy46 20
What a boyfriend.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Ugh! The exact reason why I don't date men cause some of them are just plain assholes and jerks. Others are nice. OP Do yourself a huge favor and find someone else. Your boyfriend deserves to be kicked in the teeth.
Hypnotic5206 10
what A a-hole. Id tell him to shut up the kick him an knock him out of bed.
jamesrod885 6
dump him
ouibijou 15
You have no way of knowing both sides. Everyone jumps on the "he's a dick, dump him" train with little information. He could have been joking or even said it in his sleep. Does every girl just break up with their boyfriends the second they do something they don't like?
Trish01 23
If he were joking, I'd jump on the "dump him" train too. To me it seems like he was barely awake. Maybe still dreaming even, and shouting at someone in his dream to quiet down, who knows.
ball_crusher 4
oh shut up, dumb ass. even if he were "joking", he's still an evil piece of trash. who ******* "jokes" about somebody having an ASTHMA ATTACK?
Ambience138 11
#81 Calm your rage. Being woken up in the middle of sleeping is really friggen annoying. He had every right to say shut up.
lotusenta 14
He's an insensitive prick. Sorry OP.
lesley3r3 22
The guy was sleeping give him a break, most would have probably done the same when woken up
qwertyu_ioplk 9
I would have punched him
iluvpeanutbutter 22
Ok, I'm actually quite surprised by all the hate towards the boyfriend. In all likelihood, he was probably more than half asleep, and this may not have been the first (or second, or third..) time. In any case, OP is a big girl, and should have enough sense to have her inhaler on her bedside table. If she often has asthma attacks, she should be taking a preventer before going to bed anyway. I'm afraid I'm firmly on the boyfriends side here (though asking if she was ok would have been nice), as my partner used to have between 4-6 asthma attacks PER NIGHT that he would often sleep through! These presented themselves as extreme coughing fits, and most of the time, I would have to wake him up to use his inhaler. Believe me, being woken up constantly gets annoying pretty quickly. I soon went from sweet, loving girlfriend to homicidal maniac after about 10 sleep-deprived nights, and would have cheerfully broken his nose if it meant I could get more sleep. Fortunately, a move to warmer climes improved his asthma markedly.
Dilwann 27
I completely agree with you.
Player_Three 2
I was thinking of saying something along these lines. No one, NO ONE is perfectly coherent being woken up in the middle of the night. He could have easily been half-asleep and not even completely aware of what was happening.