Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had an asthma attack while walking home with my friends. As I was struggling to breathe, they thought I was attention-seeking and left me on the floor. FML
Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarrhea in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping body. He rolled over to whisper, "I heard everything." FML
Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML
Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML
Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML
Today, I was napping with my boyfriend and his dog. The dog was making odd coughing noises, but my boyfriend refused to kick him out of the bed. A few moments later, I rolled onto my stomach, into a pile of dog vomit. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML
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jay2bird776 6
What a dick
clumsycarolyn 17
You need to get a new boyfrieend, someone who respects you op
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Comments (66)
unicornsarepink 8
Maybe he didn't know it was an asthma attack? But if he did, i'm sorry about that OP! Maybe you should consider having a little talk with your boyfriend?
bethluvsyou 15
Wooooow, ok asshole much?
chadchenz 6
He was probably just pissy from being woke up. He said it without thinking
Badman6969 10
*cough* Dick *cough*
K410 18
Honestly YDI for being with a jerk like him sorry I have no sympathy for women who choose their men foolishly for their looks instead of their heart
monnanon 14
wow i didn't realise you knew OP personally
squideth 18
Spoken like a true "nice guy" who complains constantly about the friend zone.
ni0ve 9
cant blame him or take anything seriously when someone is sleeping
krtrupp 7
You write well enough to get posted on FML, so you have some wits. Hope you use them to move on from this guy to one who is more considerate.
erinnrose 9
please do yourself a favor and break up with him
vr4_211 2
insensitive prick!
3mILY_maRy629 11
I really hope he was half asleep and not aware of your asthma attack.