Uncomfy
Durango, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had a wet dream in the middle of an 8-hour-long airplane flight. FML
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Uncomfy 7
OP here. Here are a couple details that may help one's understanding of this: 1. I didn't pack a change of clothes, since I was expecting to change when I got to my hotel. So I had to spend the second half of the flight as well as the taxi ride to my hotel EXTREMELY uncomfortable. 2. People have asked what I was dreaming about. What you have to understand about me is that I get wet dreams from the most mundane things possible. I can get one from dreaming about typing in a **** site's URL. So honestly, I don't quite remember. 3. Yes, there was someone sitting next to me. No, she didn't notice. No, I was not able to talk to her the entire flight for fear that she would. Hope that cleared things up for you! OP out.
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Stupend0us 7
Hopefully you weren't moaning or talking in your sleep.
ninjafury101 2
You could've crapped yourself.
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Zachthejoker 10
As long as people were focused the shrieking baby, then ur good.
Zachthejoker 10
As long as people were focused the shrieking baby, then ur good.
LGFUADnow 12
Welcome to the mile high club.
LennyComa 39
He's a solo aviator in that club.
kaileylovesyew 4
Unless he already was a member of the mile high club...
jlperry31 10
lol that blows haha
Calyx_fml 22
Does that make you a member of the mile high club?
Tyger44 1
Thank you,now im going to make double sure that i empty the ballast before i get in for long journey! Fyl
somewizdom 15
This reminds me of the time I had a wet dream while the hot flight attendant was looking at me. Only it wasn't a wet dream and I was not sleeping.
Cowboy1986 4
And he jizzed in his pants
stormchaser24 24
Too bad that does not count for the mile high club.
Rocky007 15
Health tip: Don't forget to also exercise your other two legs on long flights.