Today, I had a wet dream in the middle of an 8-hour-long airplane flight. FML
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Uncomfy 7
OP here. Here are a couple details that may help one's understanding of this: 1. I didn't pack a change of clothes, since I was expecting to change when I got to my hotel. So I had to spend the second half of the flight as well as the taxi ride to my hotel EXTREMELY uncomfortable. 2. People have asked what I was dreaming about. What you have to understand about me is that I get wet dreams from the most mundane things possible. I can get one from dreaming about typing in a **** site's URL. So honestly, I don't quite remember. 3. Yes, there was someone sitting next to me. No, she didn't notice. No, I was not able to talk to her the entire flight for fear that she would. Hope that cleared things up for you! OP out.
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Stupend0us 7
Hopefully you weren't moaning or talking in your sleep.
ninjafury101 2
You could've crapped yourself.
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Comments (137)
MURIKKA 11
So they wouldn't know what a penis is, but yet would get the snake on the plane reference?
Aboss786110 0
That blows
Lovesick04 3
Yea but oh well, it happens
FlashBurn 13
So does this technically mean you joined the mile high club with a dreamy woman?
Betterthink4 6
That sucks man
drayloon 50
theres a time and place for everything. that time has cum
Lilacware 4
I see what you did there.
TheQueenLala 6
Was the stewardess really hot or something??
buzzkillington97 7
Today, in the middle of an 8 hour flight, the guy next to me had a wet dream. FML
zandalee 20
Lol. Would be pretty awkward!
joejoejoey 4
You joined the mile High club minus - 1/2
onelove858 5
Welcome to the mile high club.