Uncomfy
Durango, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had a wet dream in the middle of an 8-hour-long airplane flight. FML
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Uncomfy 7
OP here. Here are a couple details that may help one's understanding of this: 1. I didn't pack a change of clothes, since I was expecting to change when I got to my hotel. So I had to spend the second half of the flight as well as the taxi ride to my hotel EXTREMELY uncomfortable. 2. People have asked what I was dreaming about. What you have to understand about me is that I get wet dreams from the most mundane things possible. I can get one from dreaming about typing in a **** site's URL. So honestly, I don't quite remember. 3. Yes, there was someone sitting next to me. No, she didn't notice. No, I was not able to talk to her the entire flight for fear that she would. Hope that cleared things up for you! OP out.
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Stupend0us 7
Hopefully you weren't moaning or talking in your sleep.
ninjafury101 2
You could've crapped yourself.
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AnonTEARS 2
What was the dream about?
lovelife1995 1
That sucks.
janro72 10
do plane rides make you excited?? aww thats a cute 8 year old
allisadawn91 8
That is awesome.
lemonademixer 7
Probably some drooly person slobbering all over your shoulder ;)
WinkleBottom 13
Better it be the middle than the beginning.
n00b4liciou5 10
3302 people don't know how nocturnal emissions work...
datsubaru 6
i have seen everything on fml... except for this. I am so sorry man that must have sucked.
SoloAutotunE 17
Does your name happen to be Burnie Burns?