Uncomfy
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Today, I had a wet dream in the middle of an 8-hour-long airplane flight. FML
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Uncomfy 7
OP here. Here are a couple details that may help one's understanding of this: 1. I didn't pack a change of clothes, since I was expecting to change when I got to my hotel. So I had to spend the second half of the flight as well as the taxi ride to my hotel EXTREMELY uncomfortable. 2. People have asked what I was dreaming about. What you have to understand about me is that I get wet dreams from the most mundane things possible. I can get one from dreaming about typing in a **** site's URL. So honestly, I don't quite remember. 3. Yes, there was someone sitting next to me. No, she didn't notice. No, I was not able to talk to her the entire flight for fear that she would. Hope that cleared things up for you! OP out.
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Stupend0us 7
Hopefully you weren't moaning or talking in your sleep.
ninjafury101 2
You could've crapped yourself.
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destroyer69 0
What was it about ;) don't worry u can tell me
lans4 1
Doesn't matter, thought you had sex.
Uncomfy 7
OP here. Here are a couple details that may help one's understanding of this: 1. I didn't pack a change of clothes, since I was expecting to change when I got to my hotel. So I had to spend the second half of the flight as well as the taxi ride to my hotel EXTREMELY uncomfortable. 2. People have asked what I was dreaming about. What you have to understand about me is that I get wet dreams from the most mundane things possible. I can get one from dreaming about typing in a **** site's URL. So honestly, I don't quite remember. 3. Yes, there was someone sitting next to me. No, she didn't notice. No, I was not able to talk to her the entire flight for fear that she would. Hope that cleared things up for you! OP out.
perdix 31
So, that's your story and you're sticking to it? Just like your underpants ;)
Uncomfy 7
*sigh* Don't remind me.
fmlman287 0
Its okay. At least no one noticed right?
afunnyterdcody 5
Haha you gotta release it every now an then or this will happen
Uncomfy 7
Come to think of it, I should have created an account before I submitted this to get that gold badge. Ah well, my life often sucks, so maybe I'll find some good stories elsewhere.
coolbrony12 3
What was it about?
crazykid300 6
Ive had one at a hotel
Nevereverland 8
Hey im not one to judge , i guess it would be awkward for him waking up to see you smilling and rubbing on him. Heh to each his own lol
krewer21 1
Like a champ!
steelflax 5
Dream on bro