Uncomfy
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Today, I had a wet dream in the middle of an 8-hour-long airplane flight. FML
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Uncomfy 7
OP here. Here are a couple details that may help one's understanding of this: 1. I didn't pack a change of clothes, since I was expecting to change when I got to my hotel. So I had to spend the second half of the flight as well as the taxi ride to my hotel EXTREMELY uncomfortable. 2. People have asked what I was dreaming about. What you have to understand about me is that I get wet dreams from the most mundane things possible. I can get one from dreaming about typing in a **** site's URL. So honestly, I don't quite remember. 3. Yes, there was someone sitting next to me. No, she didn't notice. No, I was not able to talk to her the entire flight for fear that she would. Hope that cleared things up for you! OP out.
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Stupend0us 7
Hopefully you weren't moaning or talking in your sleep.
ninjafury101 2
You could've crapped yourself.
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Comments (137)
smitin 1
In some peoples case "sir you dropped your tic-tac." sorry, but its true
bobby_blackhulk 0
Who did you dream about?
CherokeeKing 0
Wow. Im sorry.
NPN_Scorpio 16
Wet dream > any inflight movie
Lilacware 4
Thanks for the additional info, OP :)
fmlman287 0
I would kill myself I'd be so embarrassed. So sorry dude
Bigmoneyshotz 0
You should've flogged the dolphin before your flight! Look on the bright side you can now tell people you are part of the mile high club now!
RedPillSucks 33
Flogged the dolphin? Spank the monkey? Choke the snake? Ima sick PETA on you sick mo-fo's
babalooisbabaloo 5
On the bright side, at least you probably won't see those passengers again.
kquelly 1
Oh man thats sucks