Miscellaneous: Today, I had a very long, complicated talk with my girlfriend....

By John - 19/11/2011 17:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a very long, complicated talk with my girlfriend. Apparently, since she isn't religious, she doesn't have to give anyone Christmas presents, and yet expects everyone to give her some. She then told me what I should get her. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2020 08:01

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Saturday 19 November 2011 23:34

Get her a bible :)

ChampionKO 6

Saturday 19 November 2011 23:33

a hard *******????

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DomainError 5

Monday 21 November 2011 2:23

Get that bitch a present, bitches love presents.

orwasipushed 0

Monday 21 November 2011 2:38

Get her a bible!

williamh327 5

Monday 21 November 2011 3:27

dump her!

hewro_failure 11

Monday 21 November 2011 5:35

Dump her she is a selfish *itch...

kfchell 0

Monday 21 November 2011 7:34

Dick In a Box? perfect opportunity.

PoisonGirlInc 0

Monday 21 November 2011 8:01

Get her a dick slap to the face she earned it

Sprezlaus 9

Monday 21 November 2011 8:23

The celebration of "Christmas" took place before the christians adopted it as their heir's birthday, Sol Invictus anyone?

Pushka 8

Monday 21 November 2011 8:35

This isn't rly about xmass or religion, it's just about having a retarded gf. Grow a pair and dump her or stop bitching.

Jasonf6 0

Monday 21 November 2011 13:47

Get her a huge ***** so she can go **** herself.

IBMoondance23 0

Monday 21 November 2011 14:35

Sounds like she's a gold digger in training

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