Love: Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship... - FML

By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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Blame the pooch

By anamota89 - 11/05/2012 09:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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By ahhhboys - 27/11/2010 19:12 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

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By mandygeegoesnom - 29/02/2012 05:30 - United States

Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML

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By fatti11 - 14/01/2017 18:00

Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 11 September 2012 22:28

"Better out than in" -Shrek

MolesterStallone 13

Tuesday 11 September 2012 22:27

I have a feeling he wasn't listening!

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Blew8 3

Wednesday 12 September 2012 7:10

Hagh

lexanianna 11

Wednesday 12 September 2012 7:31

Sounds like my boyfriend every time I kiss or hug him. It's like I'm squeezing him to hard or something.

cysanleigh 13

Wednesday 12 September 2012 7:56

I'm happily engaged and our relationship will never be picture perfect but in all honesty, if I were trying to be serious with my hubby and he let one rip - I'd have difficulty hiding my laughter. We have our entire lives to be serious. A fart will almost always outrank seriousness in our home!

cheshireau 26

Wednesday 12 September 2012 12:49

That gives you the answer you need in which direction you should take the relationship.

kayomi 1

Wednesday 12 September 2012 13:13

Time for a new boyfriend

benedictusdei 6

Wednesday 12 September 2012 14:30

the fart disgusted you and give you a bad illusion, he he

Austyn57 1

Wednesday 12 September 2012 15:55

thats a way to end a convo lol

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 13 September 2012 7:31

It ignites the mood!

MrsAlexander83 10

Wednesday 12 September 2012 16:43

I'm pretty sure that was his way of saying he doesn't care and doesn't want to work on y'alls relationship. HOWEVER, he could have just had a meaty burrito and couldn't hold it in any longer. Men fart pretty much all the time. Don't start complaining about it yet until he does it while y'all are having sex!

daybar12 8

Wednesday 12 September 2012 20:10

Ugh I feel you.. I got really mad at my boyfriend for the same thing once. As if interrupting someone isn't rude enough, to be interrupted by a fart! Stupid men...lol and let me guess he couldnt understand what he did wrong lol

jack_ripper604 0

Wednesday 12 September 2012 20:48

Better out than in

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