By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
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MolesterStallone 13

I have a feeling he wasn't listening!

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ehllychan 10

And how exactly does a fart has anything to do with caring? So people choose when they want to fart now? Please tell me more about how you all also completely stop your urge to use the bathroom, yawn, cough, sneeze and burp at will as well.

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Kiki242 19

It is possible to hold a fart in you know.

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snakeassault 0

42 - It may slip if you've been holding it back since the rant began.

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olpally 32

What an asshat... Seriously, don't take that kind of shit from him and consider dumping him if your relationship continues to descend to the bowels of hell...

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grapist111 4

No relationship us perfect. If it was that bad, OP would have already dumped her bf...

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jelly713 19

People don't always leave those "crappy" relationships.

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olpally 32

You read way too much into my comment... I know that no relationship is perfect, he seems a bit immature if that's his reaction to her wanting to talk to him... I used puns in my comment if you couldn't tell and I just said to consider "dumping" him if he continues to ignore her pleas to talk things out like adults. Just saying.

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gloria89108 1

That is Definitly a sign to MOVE On !!!!!!

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littlemsweirdo 12

Break up with him immediately for having a natural insinct to fart? Great reason there!

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The_Thinker 18

At least this whole situation hasn't gone to shit yet, OP.

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Whistlee 8

It's quite an interesting response.

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dathan 14

Dump him. Farting is something unnatural and everyone who does it is gross and does not deserve a relationship. I'm being sarcastic, for the retards among us. I think OP is a winer. (:

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bethanybunny_fml 4

Fart back? But that could backfire and he might think you're Fiona and Shrek where your mud bathing in your own stench... I'm sorry :c

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Meow_Bitches 7

Idk why but that made me laugh *facepalm* Im so stupid XDDD

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