Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, I ranted via text to my best friend about how annoying our coworker Stephanie is. I hit send, only to realize I had sent it to… the Stephanie in question. My backup plan? Following up with, "Just kidding! It’s for a short story I’m writing.” She replied, “I look forward to reading it.” FML
Today, I had the cops called on me because I accidentally texted, "I'm going to kill you and use your head as a hood ornament" to my ex-fiancé, instead of my best friend. I only texted that because he got a better grade on an exam than me. Now I have a court date. FML
Today, after a very harsh argument from my mother about her not seeing her grandchild enough, I decided to vent out my rage in a text to my friend. It wasn't until after I sent the message, that yes, I sent that message to my mom FML
Today, I got a heads-up that my boss suffered a death in the family, but was coming into work anyway. I thought he'd be depressed, but it seems he deals with grief with anger instead. I found that out when he yelled at me, threatening to rip my spine out my ass over a typo I made in a report. FML
Today, I was sending screenshots to my best friend about a guy who'd screwed me over. I sent the screenshots to him instead. FML
Today, I was venting to a friend over Whatsapp about my annoying coworker when I realised I'd sent it to said coworker (always check which chat you are in while typing). I'd said, "I’m convinced Brenda is either possessed or just doesn't know how to be a normal human." I deleted it, but it was too late, as she replied with a smiley emoji and, “Can I help with anything, asshole?” FML
Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML
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mahimalil 0
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unidentified_sta 5
>I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt >"I'm going to f*cking kill you, asshole." Someone can't communicate for shit. Also, someone is dexterity/functionally-impaired for such a slip-up between "best friend" and boss.
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Comments (131)
Mayaya_fml 2
Wait...why would you censor the "Hole" in "Asshole"?
mrmystery96 0
Send a follow up text asking for a raise, and amnesty for what you're about to do.
islandhop17 0
say your phone was stolen, get a new phone and ask for his number again. and then have one of your friends at work say they got the text too. and then apologize about it and say it wont happen again
HAN93 0
thats pretty smart haha xD
christrex99 0
how do u accidently text that
lordloss1 1
you bleeped out the o? it's spelled @$$hole.
HAN93 0
waiting for a reply? u ******* retarded? text him saying you sent it to the wrong person, and that it was meant as a joke to one of your friends or something...
angel55033 12
fall out or not why would you say such a thing? very immature and kinda psychotic
XoDuSv2 4
FIRED!!!!!
bellaluella 0
You shouldn't text that to anyone. Not only can you get into trouble, that's just crappy behavior. Learn to control yourself over something I'm sure was petty & ignorant.
smaginn 0
YDI. Your text was over the line. No wonder you and your best friend had 'a falling out'. AND... Waiting for the reply?? Text your boss! Phone him! Tell him anything you want, apologise!! Although I wouldn't say "sorry I was supposed to send that to me idiot best friend" - not the best impression of you.