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By Anonymous - 12/05/2011 04:41

Today, I had a full on "conversation" with my cat about her laying off the catnip. I really need to get out more. FML

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By allykat - 03/12/2014 00:56 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I bought my cat a fun toy at the one of a kind craft show. It has catnip in it, which he loves. He flipped out, so I took it away. He won't stop trying to break into the cupboard I put it in. My cat has a drug problem. FML

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By Username - 29/07/2011 19:17 - United States

Today, I realized that since I started working full time, the only friend I have left is my cat. Lonely and bored out of my mind, I told him about my day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. FML

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By cat co-parent - 03/01/2015 00:11 - Australia

Today, my mum sat me down for a serious talk about not being home enough - not because she misses me, but because the family cat needs more stability in her life. FML

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By catastrophy - 19/11/2016 09:20

Today, a guy I've been seeing called me really drunk again to talk about his and his cat's angst. He put me on speaker so I could have a meowing-conversation with his cat to soothe her. FML

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By crazy cat lady - 03/11/2016 19:31 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I got a cat so I'd have some company, since my roommate is always with her boyfriend. Too bad the cat likes her more. So now I get to sit and listen to her talk to her boyfriend to get to cuddle with my kitty. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML

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By whymomwhy - 11/07/2015 17:20 - United States - Salem

Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML

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By pretty princess - 01/02/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, my cat, who is very 'don't-ever-touch-me', jumped up next to me as if she wanted to be stroked. In reality, she wanted to share a hellish fart. I need a new cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2021 17:01 - Germany - Zittau

Today, I think my cat is getting high. Whenever she finds her drug of choice, she sniffs it, then rolls around in it, purring ecstatically. Typical catnip reaction, right? Wrong. It’s my dirty underwear she's into. FML

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By izu - 16/09/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML

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Thursday 12 May 2011 12:07

Oh, I love watching one sided conversations. "I think you're addicted to the weed" "......" "Oh yeah?!" "......" "Say something, you ******* pussy!"

x_Cupcakes 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 12:06

So, what did your cat say?

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sueannpalma 7

Friday 13 May 2011 4:10

my cat " talks" back when you talk to him it's cute he also says no and out ( it sounds like he does)

yawndiver 2

Friday 13 May 2011 4:16

Mom is that you?

Sawako7 0

Friday 13 May 2011 9:55

My cat meows whenever I talk to her lol. Cats are awesome pets! :D

laurbear12 3

Friday 13 May 2011 13:52

dogs are better. just sayin

MrVictor_fml 0

Friday 13 May 2011 22:31

...why on earth would you post this for us to know? GO GET OUT THEN.

djewel6 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 9:37

I feel ya my cats been demanding lately too expects canned food and milk saucer all the time. laugh.

MothsWings 4

Friday 24 June 2011 23:58

You should lay off the catnip O.o

smittenwithyou 0

Monday 5 September 2011 21:53

Hey if ya don't talk to your cat about it, who will?

Cinny90 7

Sunday 29 April 2012 7:35

Sounds like YOU need to lay off the catnip.

juice99 13

Monday 3 June 2013 19:38

You're probably a crazy cat lady without a social life. YDI

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