Today, I had a big argument with my girlfriend, after she tried to stop me going home, even though it was already past my curfew. I got home, only to find out I'm grounded for staying out late, and dumped for being "inconsiderate". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend ended things. We'd had issues because of my communication skills and her confidence, but we were working on it. The last straw? That I couldn't stay with her one night because I suddenly had to go home and take care of my sick mother. She then asked to talk and said I was neglecting her. FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend moaning that I never go anywhere, I went out with some friends. An hour in, she started blowing up my phone. When I answered it, she was screaming in rage because I wasn't home to cook dinner. FML
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
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Top comments
kappycone 8
Sounds like she's the one being inconsiderate.
TBelle4Ever 15
Balls are weak and sensitive. Grow a ******, those things take a pounding.
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Comments (101)
AsianAdvent 2
You must be really strict. Most people will agree that you can still be in a relationship and and at the same time have a curfew. I live with my parents and I don't have a curfew, but I give one to myself because I don't believe it is very decent for girls to stay out pass midnight unless it is a weekend. Maybe I'm being to conservative or old fashioned, or maybe just sensible.
lastsinglepanda 16
My ex gf used to do the same thing, it just gets worse so this is for the better OP.
Misskayfoyer 14
She needs to have a good look in the dictionary, cause last time I checked, 'Inconsiderate' is not letting your boyfriend go home when it's past his curfew... Sorry she dumped you OP, and I hope you find a more considerate girl in the future.
AtomicRebirth 11
Your girlfriend sucks. Your parents, on the other hand, are totally justified.
izawesome96 8
You have a date and a curfew? Something isn't right here.
devore504 7
can do what he wants when he turns 18
devore504 7
15,16 or 17 is not to young. my sister was with one guy from the age of 15 till she was about 30
Factor_fml 6
Both your parents and your girlfriend are right. If you're under your parents' authority, you must follow their rules. If you can't stay with your girlfriend, you don't deserve one. She wanted someone who's his own master - a man, not a boy.
choco3782 12
Think of it as a blessing in disguise that she dumped you because you now know what bitch she is for trying to disrespect your parents
fantasyworld 39
Your girlfriend is the inconsiderate one. I see this as a blessing in disguise.