Today, I had a big argument with my girlfriend, after she tried to stop me going home, even though it was already past my curfew. I got home, only to find out I'm grounded for staying out late, and dumped for being "inconsiderate". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend ended things. We'd had issues because of my communication skills and her confidence, but we were working on it. The last straw? That I couldn't stay with her one night because I suddenly had to go home and take care of my sick mother. She then asked to talk and said I was neglecting her. FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend moaning that I never go anywhere, I went out with some friends. An hour in, she started blowing up my phone. When I answered it, she was screaming in rage because I wasn't home to cook dinner. FML
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
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Top comments
kappycone 8
Sounds like she's the one being inconsiderate.
TBelle4Ever 15
Balls are weak and sensitive. Grow a ******, those things take a pounding.
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Comments (101)
trollold 0
Ohhh the irony. Just go gay
Guilty21 3
Now that you don't have a girl, you don't have a reason to go anywhere so you won't even notice being grounded
greeneyebeauty9 28
screw her then!
nashspring 1
I never graduated from high school and I honestly had no clue there was a different "your".
AsianAdvent 2
That is no excuse D: Um...get hooked on phonics?
Sitaaboo 6
Hahahha that's funny. Yeahh, I agree. Not all women are like this but some are and THOSE females are the ones that give us a bad rep. She's the one being inconsiderate. I would be like "Alright... Deuces!"
myztwenty8 4
should have stayed an f... her
galaxystar2 6
If you have a curfew, than you are obviously too young to be in a serious relationship. Let it go and move on.
Misskayfoyer 14
You would be surprised. There are a lot of super strict parents out there. In fact my friend had a curfew up until she moved out of her parents house. (Which was at about 18) personally I've never had a curfew, but I do see what you're saying, since most of my other friends had there curfews go away at about 15-16
AsianAdvent 2
You are so right, guys like him are dumb! I honor my parents and respect them; family first. When OP moves out of his parents and gets his own crib, then he can do what ever he wants ;)
AsianAdvent 2
OP sigi na, pero buang sha. Honor your parents right? :)
Leslier_fml 4
If you got a curfew you aren't ready for a girlfriend buddy
LostKezia 5
i have a curfew, and I have been. in a relationship for over 2 years...