Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML
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Bigblackbunny 2
He probably liked it, but didn't want you to know he liked it, so he put on a fake horror face. Well, that is unless he is a guy, and you are a guy. Then even I would be in horror.
WFMS 0
why would you take a bath with a hole in the floor and someone else in your house. Come on use your common sense.
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Comments (278)
breakingbenjamin_fml 0
lolllllll pretty funny gotta admit id flip tho
o_O_0_o 0
lmfaooooo @ # 19!! hahaha SOOO true
DuotonedRainbow 0
i think i just shit myself laughing at that. thanks. =]
Sokai_fml 0
I had difficulty swallowing my water while laughing when I read that.
CandyApple 0
i can jsut imagine that he's jsut having a lovely time at this house, very neat place he must say. Oh, hang on, he has the sudden urge to get up he gets up and walks whasts this noise? coming up above? he looks up HOLY SHIT WTF IS THAT ITS A MONSTER BUSH? ITS GETTING BIGGER! ITS STRETCHING! ITS BUSHZILLA RUN FOR YOUR LLAIIVVVEESSS!! .. yeah/;
jugglernaut 0
failzilla, CandyApple. :/
Logica42 0
Bahahahahah, #24. Seriously though, it might have been shock + WTF. I mean... hole in the ceiling= what the hell, man, you have a hole in your ceiling. Seeing someone's crotch as they walk past, clothed or not= what the ****. It being a bathroom adds special points. Put a naked, female crotch there and you just get a mind blowing case of what.the.****.omfg. You feel me? Strangeness all around.
fyourlife88 0
She most likely did not know he was over, and this bathroom was probably on a higher floor than entry level. He was most likely walking by when he heard noise through the hole above him and took a look out of curiousity. What did he see? AMONSTERBUSHFLAPZILLAAA! Poor guy. FYL LOL
uallsuck 0
okay, i'm just going to say it here, i'm a bi girl, i'd be horrified too. boobs: lovely. faces, hair, legs, arms, bellies, whatever: lovely. vaginas: ewww
AshleyRose784 0
Fake fake fake
icihappi 0
haha #3
DuotonedRainbow 0
or your brothers girlfriend looking up with interest. unless youre into that. then, kudos to you. but thats not how that went down.
smiley_chik17 0
yeah uhh note to self : dont take a bath in a room with a hole in the floor, especially when theres a hot guy right beneth you
jennam_fml 4
Just be thankful it wasn't your dad.
lazorzpewpew 0
You're doing it wrong!
Obi_Wan_Cannoli 0
I don't think it was horror at you. Either Shock at what he was seeing or horror at the big gaping hole in the ceiling.