Today, I had 3 teeth pulled. Due to the anaesthesia, my mom came along to drive me home. Halfway through my surgery, she decided to leave and go shopping with her friend. She even left a note with the receptionist, saying that I needed to take on my own adult responsibilities. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom told me that I would get to leave school halfway through the day. What she didn't tell me was that the reason I was missing school was to get 2 teeth pulled. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
Today, I came home from surgery to remove my tonsils. It's a much better surgery to have as a kid, because when you get older it's much more painful. I didn't know my mom liked pain killers. I do now, because I have none left and I haven't even taken any yet. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML
Today, I went to the dentist. I had to get a tooth removed. In the middle of the procedure, the power went out. I had to sit there for an hour to wait for it to come back on. The anesthetic wore off before he started working on me again. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML
Today, my mom got angry that I wasn't responding to her texts. I couldn't because I was in the dentist's chair. She'd dropped me off, and after returning from errands, sent the text from the waiting room. FML
Today, I woke up with a terrible toothache and called my mother for a lift to the dentist. This super cute dentist chick enters and says, "Nice to meet you, your mother just told me you're afraid of dentists?" I'm 29. FML
Today, since I'm still recovering from my surgery and can't drive, my daughter drove me to the doctor. When I was done and walked outside, she was nowhere to be seen. Then I got a text, saying, "Sorry, I forgot I have to be somewhere." The closest bus stop to our house is miles away. FML
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Top comments
prostar9993 15
Well isn't that the pot calling the kettle stupid. Hope the apple falls very far from the tree.
amyfann 26
That's so selfish. I'm so sorry OP. :( I hope you're doing ok.
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Comments (71)
daddysgirl243 21
your mom's an idiot
KittyHawkMarch 29
The irony
theBandit68 17
Whatta ****
lukeDAduke157 11
The most motherly like thing I've ever seen. (SARCASM)
ohkay12 11
Just remember, you get to pick her nursing home xD
Badkarma4u 17
Hell yes make sure she goes to an extra rapey one. Sideburns and Fu Manchu's everywhere.
messymessiah 11
I hope the receptionist ripped her a new one
Bernadetta 12
OP, I hope it will get better :) And I´m happy that you have someone who si able to help you :)
Lilkat39 5
Your mother is a **** and needs a good punch in the teeth. My husband disowned his mother because she was exactly the same type of selfish bitch. He's much happier now.
jhuny 10
Just wait, your time will come.... Wait till she is on her death bed. walk up to her and say, in a weirdly calm voice, "breathing is an adult responsibility"... then yank that cord!
TheKingOfHearts 19
One word for your mom, I think... FHRITP