Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML
Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for having Facebook open at work. That's fine, I closed it and continued on with my work. In a meeting later on I could see the reflection of my boss's laptop screen in a mirror behind her desk. For two hours, I watched her scroll through her Facebook feed. FML
Today, I fell asleep while on the toilet at work. When I woke up, I tried to quietly sneak back to my desk, only to be caught by my boss. He immediately sent me packing and gave his "best wishes" for me in the unemployment line. FML
Today, I was working from home. I felt very sleepy, so I set my online status “Active” and went back to bed. I woke up to 3 missed calls from my boss and an email from him, containing a webcam screenshot of me asleep in bed. I totally forgot he has remote access to my computer. FML
Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML
Today, my boss and I were bragging about our new phones. I unlocked mine to show its awesome display, and accidentally opened a job search app. FML
Today, I was caught going on Facebook at work. I was called into my boss's office to be reprimanded, and while he was lecturing me on the importance of staying focussed and the misuse of company property, his computer beeped. It was his Facebook chat notifying him of a new message. FML
Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for doing some random web browsing while waiting for some documents I needed to arrive, then went back to his desk and went on Facebook, thinking I couldn't see. FML
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Top comments
desireev 18
One of the first things an employer of an office environment will tell you is "Stay off of Facebook!" Sorry, OP.. But YDI. You knew it was a rule and you broke it.
nephilim241 19
Managing.. Like a boss
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Comments (248)
StromyG2 10
That is funny as hell!
dash005 0
Eina!! That kinda sucks!!
TheAbdoKiller 2
And that's why people at work use Facebook Mobile! :D
Mkbitch 2
You shouldn't be on fb while at work but he shouldn't have fired you over it. I think he wanted you gone a long time ago and finally had a good enough excuse to do it.
marcus903 17
yeah that boss had a legitimate reason to fire him. Just like a principal has a legitimate reason to suspend a student if he is caught on facebook.
alissa222 15
And then you decided to go on fml instead of redeeming yourself. Nice.
astralvagan 20
They have these things called "packet sniffers" that show someone exactly what you are looking at..... A word of advice..... Stay off of Facebook on your work computer, and download the app for your phone. YDI, dipshit!
SingWishLove 0
I Think That's Stupid!
fiz1kaL 6
Op must be a girl. Nothing against women, but men have always been superior when hiding their por... History
raphanne_fml 33
OP is a man. Your comment sure is not superior...
vantheman169 0
So did u really get fired? That's shitty if you did. But hey at least u can collect unemployment!
ALLDAY88 8
Your boss must have the best dry sense of humor ever. On the bright side you don't have to feel embarrassed about telling people you are unemployed, everyone knows now.