Today, I got woken up by a text from an unknown number at 3 am saying, "haha I found your number." I ignored it and tried to go back to sleep. After hours of trying to fall asleep, my drowsiness was disturbed by another text from the same person saying, "Sorry, wrong number." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I crawled into bed at 2 in the morning. At 6 am, the telephone rang, waking me up. It was a wrong number. FML
Today, I received a text from an unknown number that read, "I love you." Thinking it was my partner being sweet, I responded with a long, sappy message about how much they mean to me. Turns out, it was a wrong number. The person responded with, "Um, thanks but I think you have the wrong number." FML
Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours, only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML
Today, I was playing with my phone after midnight, and I kept getting calls from a withheld number. The guy just breathed heavily and wouldn't speak. When the third call came, I asked, "Who the hell are you?" The call ended, and my dad yelled from outside my door, "ME! Now go to sleep!" FML
Today, I woke up to 20 unread messages from my friend asking why I sent her stuff like, “I hate you” and “Get lost” at 3 a.m. Turns out I sleep-texted during a nightmare. Now I have to grovel and apologize for something I don't even remember doing. FML
Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML
Today, I had a hour long conversation with someone I apparently was friends with a few years ago. I couldn't remember who he was for the life of me, so I just played along. Finally, I told him I didn't remember him. He had the wrong number. I had a long conversation with a wrong number. FML
Today, I decided to sleep in since I didn't really have anything I had to do. I was woken up at 10:30AM thanks to a spam telemarketer. I turned my phone off and went back to sleep, hoping to wake up around noon. I woke up at 1:30PM. FML
Today, I was having a beautiful lucid dream when a telemarketer called at 5AM, waking me up. I silenced my phone and went back to sleep, and was somehow able to resume my lucid dream. Then my phone vibrated me awake. It was the same telemarketer, this time calling at 7AM. FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
That's when you reply, "shut up before I send my garden gnomes after you."
glitterypink 0
Try putting your phone on silent when you sleep
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Comments (131)
dubstepp 15
I don't think having your phone off at night is your problem haha
Marylou22 0
I'd be so pissed
Namenlos_fml 20
3 words: Silence. Your. Phone.
resplendencerino_fml 3
turn your phone off at night if you don't want to be disturbed you idiot
BarbieGirl1671 0
How the **** is this an fml
jaylynn0202 2
Taker easy and rest!! ...maybe you should take a break before you try it again... If at all!
sujal 8
A text woke you up? How loud is your phone? o.O I find it hard to wake up to even alarm sounds. (:
5t3ff1k4h 47
Some people are light sleepers. A tack dropping on my wood floor could wake me up from a dead sleep.
saveursocks 0
Having the phone next to you while you sleep gives off radiation. In turn, you may receive a huge penis. So don't do it kids.
bookworm18741 0
don't you turn your phone off when you sleep?
Lis_Sal 3
God I hate it when people do silly things with their phones... But you should have probably turned off your phone the first time he woke you up.