Today, I got screamed at by a woman at work for feeding her 3-week-old infant formula instead of the bottled Kool-Aid that she packed. FML
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Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements while she held her screaming baby. To silence the infant, she whipped out her breast right there and started feeding him. Moments later, he puked breast milk all over my desk. FML
Today, at daycare, a little girl cussed me out because I didn't have any apple juice left. When I called her parents, they sided with her and cussed me out too. My boss refused to sympathize, and reprimanded me for not making sure we still had apple juice. FML
Today, a woman started breastfeeding her infant in a restaurant. Disgusted, I told her to take it to the bathroom, as I was eating. In response, she squirted me with milk then went back to ignoring me. FML
Today, I was called a horrible excuse for a mother just for buying formula for my baby. I just don’t produce any milk of my own. FML
Today I left my 8-week-old with my brother so I could return to work. His wife took all the breast milk I'd packed out of the fridge and poured it out. According to her, it was “gross” and she didn’t want it near her food. My son is allergic to formula. FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, I had to explain to a woman why she wasn't allowed to squeeze all the contents of the sample lotion bottle into her own bottle. She threw a fit, and dumped the whole bottle on my head. FML
Today, I found out my babysitter has been selling the breastmilk I produce for my baby and replacing it with formula, while still taking my money every week. FML
Today, someone drank a sip of my single serve pasteurized orange juice and put it back in the fridge, ignoring the whole jug of non-pasteurized juice, that I cant drink because im pregnant. I cried. FML
Today, my mother-in-law said, "I just find I'm not at all confident bottle feeding a baby, as I breastfed all of mine." Thank you for making me feel like s*** for me decision to bottle feed. FML
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Docbee 11
Honey boo boo is that you?
lulubelles 33
Really hope you informed the authorities, poor, poor baby.
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Comments (272)
Yusomadbro_fml 4
Ooooooooh yea
LifeOfAnRN 18
Well I understand what you are saying but do you really think that your child being sick 3 times in 8 months equals a GOOD immune system?
LifeOfAnRN 18
243-Well I understand what you are saying but do you really think that your child being sick 3 times in 8 months equals a GOOD immune system?
justindrew14 29
no need to say GD
doglover100 28
The baby will soon be drinking Mountain Dew at 6 months.
Drake_The_Dragon 23
You need to call CPS.
ireallylikepasta 12
I honestly really hope you called child protection services or informed the authorities. that is unsafe and makes me believe she is not fit to have a child as she is uneducated enough about children to give he THREE WEEK OLD INFANT a bottle of kool aid. I hope that child is doing OK.
fantasyworld 37
CPS needs to be called on her.
Hkigrl13 12
Colostrum, or the milk you first produce has antibodies in it that give the baby it's first immune system designed for the outside world. No formula can reproduce what's in those first few feedings. After that it doesn't matter if it's formula.
oc77067 5
things like this are what make Georgia look so bad... hope you called CPS for neglect.