Today, I got screamed at by a woman at work for feeding her 3-week-old infant formula instead of the bottled Kool-Aid that she packed. FML
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Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements while she held her screaming baby. To silence the infant, she whipped out her breast right there and started feeding him. Moments later, he puked breast milk all over my desk. FML
Today, at daycare, a little girl cussed me out because I didn't have any apple juice left. When I called her parents, they sided with her and cussed me out too. My boss refused to sympathize, and reprimanded me for not making sure we still had apple juice. FML
Today, a woman started breastfeeding her infant in a restaurant. Disgusted, I told her to take it to the bathroom, as I was eating. In response, she squirted me with milk then went back to ignoring me. FML
Today, I was called a horrible excuse for a mother just for buying formula for my baby. I just don’t produce any milk of my own. FML
Today I left my 8-week-old with my brother so I could return to work. His wife took all the breast milk I'd packed out of the fridge and poured it out. According to her, it was “gross” and she didn’t want it near her food. My son is allergic to formula. FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, I had to explain to a woman why she wasn't allowed to squeeze all the contents of the sample lotion bottle into her own bottle. She threw a fit, and dumped the whole bottle on my head. FML
Today, I found out my babysitter has been selling the breastmilk I produce for my baby and replacing it with formula, while still taking my money every week. FML
Today, someone drank a sip of my single serve pasteurized orange juice and put it back in the fridge, ignoring the whole jug of non-pasteurized juice, that I cant drink because im pregnant. I cried. FML
Today, my mother-in-law said, "I just find I'm not at all confident bottle feeding a baby, as I breastfed all of mine." Thank you for making me feel like s*** for me decision to bottle feed. FML
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Docbee 11
Honey boo boo is that you?
lulubelles 33
Really hope you informed the authorities, poor, poor baby.
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Fmlsea 28
*faceplam* and they wonder why society is getting more and more unhealthy!
SanpakuEyes 18
F that baby's life with a mom like that. Poor baby!
bizby64 2
No, no, no, no, NO! You do not *ever* give a baby that age something to eat that has not been approved by the parent. You do not know if the baby has a severe allergy to regular formula. And maybe the "Kool-Aid" was Pedialyte which the baby was being given to rehydrate it after regular formula gave it severe diarrhea! Talk to the mother to find out what's up, even call CPS if you really think something is wrong, but don't EVER take it upon yourself to just decide that you know what is best for a child you don't even know!
AGuyNamedI 7
I think you need a healthy dose of Xanax-valium.
hazardmuffin 21
Just the other day I saw a woman on the bus handing her baby a bottle of Gatorade... Some people these days really should not have kids. I hope you called CPS on her. If it was really kool-aid in the bottle, she needs some serious education and monitoring if not having her baby taken away. (Though like someone else mentioned, it could have been something else in the bottle and there may have been a reason the baby was not being fed formula or breast milk. I hope you asked and didn't just jump to conclusions.)
TheyCallMeDamien 17
Most bad dietary habits are learned.
gangnamstyle_fml 5
Some grape kool aid fried chicken and some watermelonnnnnnn
Jesstickuh 1
Merica'
crashley21 10
I hope some sort of authorities were contacted!
bghernandez2011 14
Are you seriously kidding me?
Byere 4
No offence to you intelligent Americans, but this is why the rest of the world sees Americans as fat and stupid...
amisenho 11
None taken. We want the ones that give the rest of us bad names out of the country as much as you do.