Today, I got reprimanded by my boss for smiling and laughing too much. Last week, he reprimanded me for not smiling and laughing enough. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, my boss reprimanded me for a huge screw-up that he was responsible for. FML
Today, I was disciplined by my boss for "not smiling enough." I'm a dishwasher. FML
Today, my boss reprimanded me for not finishing my work on time. Yesterday, she cut an hour from my schedule every day until further notice. FML
Today, I was talking to my boss at the end of an awesome internship. He said he was really satisfied with my work, and that he had considered hiring me. Turns out he decided not to because I smile too much, and it freaks him out. FML
Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for a customer complaint. The complaint was me not laughing at the customer's joke of me asking for his ID and him saying no. I'm sorry, I've been getting this "joke" a least twice a day since I started working here two years ago. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out on the sales floor for a good 10 minutes, because I wasn't "smiling the right way" for our customers. FML
Today, my boss scolded me for being too friendly to our customers and told me to back off and let them do their thing. Less than an hour after doing as he said, he scolded me again, this time for slacking off and not asking them if they needed help finding stuff. There goes my bonus. FML
Today, my boss reprimanded me for my lack of media communications skills. It would be more understandable if I weren't a janitor. FML
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iwanttogotoparis 26
Some people are impossible to please
pjsr 33
It sounds as if he just wants to get rid of you. Time to seek another position.
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Comments (72)
Manic1 13
Your boss sounds like a hard person to please. I think many of us have had that one boss where no matter what you did they complained.
Witchylady 18
Balance is the key to life
tiredofwaiting 25
He sounds impossible to please.
novdestiny 23
am curious as to what your job is for that to be an issue...?
JKPwnage 27
Ask him about it.
Domonator 16
Your boss sounds like my wife.
saymynamess 19
You need to study your boss.
mintae 10
He sounds like a joy to work with.
goozeo 11
Well that's pretty inconsiderate of you isn't it! Not smiling, not laughing! Smiling, laughing! Breathing!....
Vegetarian27 24
What the ****