Today, I got reprimanded by my boss for smiling and laughing too much. Last week, he reprimanded me for not smiling and laughing enough. FML
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Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, my boss reprimanded me for a huge screw-up that he was responsible for. FML
Today, I was disciplined by my boss for "not smiling enough." I'm a dishwasher. FML
Today, my boss reprimanded me for not finishing my work on time. Yesterday, she cut an hour from my schedule every day until further notice. FML
Today, I was talking to my boss at the end of an awesome internship. He said he was really satisfied with my work, and that he had considered hiring me. Turns out he decided not to because I smile too much, and it freaks him out. FML
Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for a customer complaint. The complaint was me not laughing at the customer's joke of me asking for his ID and him saying no. I'm sorry, I've been getting this "joke" a least twice a day since I started working here two years ago. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out on the sales floor for a good 10 minutes, because I wasn't "smiling the right way" for our customers. FML
Today, my boss scolded me for being too friendly to our customers and told me to back off and let them do their thing. Less than an hour after doing as he said, he scolded me again, this time for slacking off and not asking them if they needed help finding stuff. There goes my bonus. FML
Today, my boss reprimanded me for my lack of media communications skills. It would be more understandable if I weren't a janitor. FML
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iwanttogotoparis 26
Some people are impossible to please
pjsr 33
It sounds as if he just wants to get rid of you. Time to seek another position.
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Comments (72)
EcoAirWarrior 7
You should find out his address, disguise yourself in dark clothing or khakis and go to his home and smash windows or damage his vehicle by slashing the tyres or spray threatening messages on his walls but be sure to use gloves to avoid leaving fingerprints and carefully dispose of the outfit
ukeandfoodislife 19
A little overkill there.
BunchieRules 31
#12 Remind me to never piss you off...
EcoAirWarrior 7
I'd make anyone who truly upset or angered me regret the day they were born. I would make them beg for mercy.
Grayness_ 26
**** your boss and do whatever you want. Can't please everybody & try finding a new job too. Good luck OP :D
RedPillSucks 33
meh. ******* the boss might work, or he might complain that it wasn't done right
lucaxel 3
Goldilocks syndrome
Raven_za 1
Time to look for a new job with a boss that's not an idiot.
Kevinmeowbeanz 22
You can't win
Badkarma4u 17
you cant break even, and you cant get out of the game..
LegionRapier61 8
He doesn't like you.... Shit in his shoes.
Badkarma4u 17
It sounds like since he told you to laugh and smile more you went over the top the other way. Sounds like you need to reel it in a little.
karcummings 19
maybe you kinda overdid it.. like 'is that guy on drugs¿' overdone
c_miller777 12
Sounds like you need to find a happy medium lol
cheetoaf 6
Sounds like you need to find balance, OP