Transportation: Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop...

By 613tanner - 19/05/2011 05:30

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

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Thursday 19 May 2011 11:52

Were you driving a DeLorean?

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you didn't engage the flux capacitor. hopefully you will learn from this crucial mistake.

Comments

Ninjataco1234 4

Wednesday 18 June 2014 22:31

You are an idiot if you thought that it would work.

Starham1 14

Friday 13 February 2015 7:30

Are you an idiot? You NEVER say that to a cop.

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 14 March 2015 12:56

YDI for speeding.

kesht1996 12

Monday 20 April 2015 16:45

Context is key

pheizer01 10

Friday 27 May 2016 23:12

Worth it

lucasjames22 8

Sunday 23 July 2017 20:17

apparently you are an idiot.

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