cereal stepper
Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Bad boy
Today, I'd finally got home from a 15-hour shift at work and wanted to lay down and eat. I poured myself a bowl of cereal, went to my room, and sat it on my bed. My dog then jumped right on my bed and yanked the sheets off, causing the cereal to fly everywhere. FML
Eddy
Mountain Pine, United States
Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML
goodmorning
Nashville, United States
Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML
themcdave
Cranfield, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast. I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML
blowinchunks
Canada
Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML
bonbon789
United States
Today, I wanted to eat my last bowl of sugary cereal before starting my new diet. I fell down the stairs with the full bowl in hand. Message received, universe. FML
Fillifilo
France
Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML
mongoosemike
Today, I walked downstairs, made a bowl of hot cereal, and held a full conversation with my brother's girlfriend, before I finally put two and two together and realized I hadn't put any pants on. FML
Anon
Toledo, United States
The cat owner dance
Today, I was carrying a bowl of cereal to the couch when my cat ran between my feet. I somehow saved every drop of milk but launched the cereal across the room. My cat immediately ate the cereal off of the floor and then walked away looking like he had planned it. FML
Top comments
izzajaneful 24
To decide FYL or YDI, we have to know if you're the one who left it there or not.
Levi2411 41
It'd be ironic if it was Lucky Charms.
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Comments (23)
jasonrellet 22
Not really and fml moment
RichardPencil 32
FML is a relative term. It's not a "the rebels murdered my family, burned our crops and I'm starving"-type of FML, but stepping in a bowl of cereal is pretty shitty for many.
awesomeamandas 37
ahh. finally. an fml I can fully relate to.
Magnoxidans 19
Cerialously? :D
CakeFaceNZ 4
And this is why the cereal goes on the bed head
_EnderDoge 22
Short FML's are always funny. This one, however, I can't relate to. ..still funny, though.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
So you're the half eaten croissant kind?
FalloutScrolls 25
What a grrrrrrreeeeaaaat way to start the morning.
msnique1 5
Wow. That's actually pretty nasty to have half eaten cereal on the floor and overnight. You kinda deserved that one bud. Sawry.
Laime 5
In my head I saw a huge bowl as big as an bathtub. I'm still not awake, I guess.
Allie614032 34
Do you not look down when you're stepping out of bed?